Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

It sucks living with a woman's body. Women face them everyday. Men just don't know about the struggles that women have to face every day to keep the body clean, healthy, and attractive. Here are the reasons why having a female body really sucks. Men, be grateful that you are born male. You do not want a female body.

Why Men Do Not Want A Woman's Body

1. Breasts

The ptosis of the breasts is the natural result of the aging process. Many things in life can influence the rate at which the breasts age -- cigarette smoking, number of pregnancies, gravity, higher body mass index, larger bra cup size, significant weight gain and loss, and post-menopausal loss of skin elasticity. To preserve the longevity of youthful breasts, women should avoid smoking, marriage, gaining too much fat weight in a short period of time, and losing too much fat weight in a short period of time. Eating a balanced diet, avoiding too much alcohol consumption (high-calorie), and avoiding smoking must be maintained permanently. Marriage (to have children) is fine. Women may have to sacrifice the youthfulness of their breasts for the sake of having children. As marriage is intended to be forever, women don't have to worry about finding a mate anymore, because their husbands will love them regardless of the breasts they have, and mothers would probably want to help daughters focus on healthy lifestyle habits to preserve the youthfulness of the breasts.

Some things about breasts are difficult to control. For example, the environment is usually beyond people's control. Environmental pollutants can be breathed in and be accumulated in breast milk. Then, mothers would be feeding harmful toxins to their babies. Mothers who have bloodborne pathogens in their system may not breastfeed their babies, because the breastmilk may contain the pathogen. As a result, the baby may have to be nourished through cow's milk, baby formula, or the milk from a wet nurse. As the number of sexual partners increases, so does the likelihood of contracting a pathogen. To prevent contracting a pathogen, it may be best to limit sexual partners, be extremely selective about the sexual partner, or be virginal until marriage.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

2. Menstruation

Healthy, non-pregnant women should have a normal, regular menstrual flow. The menstrual flow must be normal and regular, allowing the endometrium to replenish. Only human females lose so much blood during their menstrual period, compared to other species. The first two days would have the heaviest flow, and then the flow gradually stops. Some spotting may occur afterwards, but that's usually due to the dried blood. During this time period, women have to use sanitary napkins (pads) or tampons to prevent the blood from spilling or spreading toward the rest of the clothing. Inserting tampons (or pretty much anything) is a tricky process, so some women just use pads. They are easier to use and do not tear or stretch the vaginal corona or hymen.

Menstruation is costly on the body. Part of what the woman eats goes toward building a biological nest, but some of the nest is reabsorbed and some of it disposed. Malnourished, starving women (regardless of whether they are extremely thin or extremely fat) may struggle in obtaining nutrients for themselves, let alone building a nest. The non-menopausal cessation of menstruation may lead to infertility and even endometrial cancer.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

3. Menopause

Menopause comes to women in their forties, fifties, or sixties. And women may spend almost half their lifetime in this post-reproductive stage. Skin loses elasticity. Everything starts sagging. Hair grows white. Senses deteriorate. Although it is possible to slow down aging, aging is inevitable, and the next step to aging is death. In the mass media, women past reproductive age become invisible, so they use tricks (beauty products, hair dyes, facelifts, etc.) to make them appear younger than they actually are. So, if you look at an older woman's face, she may look relatively young, but if you look at her hands, then her hands may look very old and wrinkly. But that's okay. Western culture doesn't put much emphasis on the hands anyway; most Westerners just care about the face.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

4. Reproduction

Women bear most of the reproductive burden. They have to build the nest and carry the eggs. Both activities take up resources. While women have to maintain extremely healthy lifestyle habits for the growing baby, men can smoke (as long as the behavior doesn't pollute the air, which may affect the health of the baby), drink alcohol in massive quantities, and eat junk food all day. The damages done only hurt their own bodies, not the bodies of their offspring.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

5. Inability To Build Muscles As Fast As Men

Female bodybuilders just can't build muscles as fast as men. And when they do become very muscular, they lose their femininity. So, many female bodybuilders get breast implants to appear more feminine, despite all the muscularity.

For men and women who do not weight-lift, men tend to have more muscle mass than women and thus are stronger than women. However, a woman that weight-lifts may be stronger (and more useful) than a couch-potato man. Women really are the weaker sex. They have to work twice as hard to get the level of strength that men are born with.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

6. Bras

Bras promote body modesty, elicit sexual arousal from men, and shape the breasts to fit a desirable mold. They do not prevent sagging breasts. But all women in Western societies and Westernizing societies must wear these bras to look modest and sexy at the same time. Fortunately, women can go braless during the cold, winter months, because no one can tell what they're wearing underneath.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

7. Expectation To Look Feminine

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

Women are expected to look feminine. Some women are naturally predisposed to feminine things, like make-up and jewelry and fancy outfits. Some women and female-bodied people are not interested in feminine things. But all female-bodied people are still expected to look feminine. Females are expected to look a certain way and act a certain way, and all this is believed to be "self-explanatory" or "intuitive". It would be nice to read a little handbook on "how to be more ladylike" just to fit into society and reduce the amount of harassment of acting on gender transgressions, but such an authoritative handbook doesn't exist, or different writers would have different opinions on ladylike behavior, thereby complicating the subject. Therefore, females would probably be better off with conforming to the minimum standard of femininity, which is dressing themselves as plainly as possible, talking plainly, and acting plainly.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

8. No Aim During Urination

Women have a shorter urethra than men. Even men with short penises have longer urethras than women. In the wild, it really does not matter where you pee. But in the toilet, it really does matter. This is one area where men really have an advantage. With a penis, men can practice their aim. Women cannot. Instead, women have to sit on the toilet, which may have urine residue left by men. Normal urine is supposed to be clean and harmless, but a woman may never know if she sits on the toilet seat with urine residue on top left over by a sick man.

Why Men Do NOT Want A Woman's Body

9. Shorter Urethra

Another disadvantage of having a shorter urethra is that a shorter urethra means a higher likelihood of contracting urinary tract infections. Men can get UTIs, but their likelihood is much less than women's, thanks to a longer urethra and penis.

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  • Having breasts and having the ability to carry and birth a child, as well as nurture the child from your own body give the Woman a fuller life and emotional experience, a bond and feeling that men will never know or understand except academically.

    Standing up to urinate is what makes men's bathrooms so disgusting, sitting is always preferable to avoid a mess, not an advantage. Who doesn't have time to sit down? It is a seat...

    Bras, makeup, and looking 'feminine' are all a choices along with body hair management. Sagging happens to everyone bra or not, its called age. Acceptance is the key, no one stays a teenager forever. How can having breasts be a bad thing, then losing them also be a bad thing if you become more muscular? If losing your femininity is a problem by building too much muscle... again its a choice, just like implants. The biggest choice is to either be your own person, or give into whatever cultural pressures.

    Don't forget the biggest advantage Women have, not only do they have the capacity for a fuller life and emotional experience, but a fuller more pleasurable sexual experience. Its a fact that the nerve endings in the clitoris coupled with those within the vagina etc are more than double of those in the penis. If you are circumcised those nerve endings and sensation will dull overtime due to the lack of protection from rubbing against clothing. If a new ice age came tomorrow, who's genitals would succumb to frostbite first? The protected inner vagina or the outer penis and testicles... and you can kick/punch them there anytime, Achilles heel for all men, major disadvantage...

    Then there is the the fact that Women in general recover faster from orgasm giving them the possibility for multiple orgasms. More sensation, better longer more intense orgasms, and the possibility for multiplying that pleasure... AND some Women's nipples and breasts are so sensitive that they can even orgasm from them alone... again multiplying their capacity for experiencing humanity in a much fuller way than a man ever will...

    Women also control all access to what so many hetero men want the most their bodies, they have all the power dangling in their hands to either make a guys day or break it all based on her choice or how she might feel...

    Women can also be naturally beautiful, no makeup, while men never will and at best could only be considered handsome. Its clear to me who has it better...

    • I call bullshit!! Your facts about woman c______s (sorry can't say that word) & the va-Jay-Jay being more sensitive that the PENIS is dead wrong! (Check your facts) ... Men (the penis) are built for sex, & a 7inch penis is far more sensitive than a ladies skittle. & who cares about multiple orgasms anyhow? Most woman don't have one, much bless multiple. Especially not during sex! They need power tools & a jackhammer to get off, whereas u look a dick, & it cums!

    • @Tamera952 Where are your facts coming from? If your clitoris or vagina isn't very sensitive and you need a jackhammer that's one thing, but definitely not every Woman. Some have reported a loss of sensitivity after years of vibrator use. I have personally known Women who could reach orgasm through nipple stimulation alone, with fingers alone, with a tongue alone, through intercourse alone, even Women who could achieve orgasm from just running in gym class with tight panties, and many Women who have multiple orgasms. Whoever isn't achieving ANY is with the wrong person. Its often cited that the concentration of nerve endings is higher 8000(clit) vs 4000(penis) or that the concentration on the clitoris is equal to the amount through the WHOLE penis shaft and all. Which also means, Whole Penis < Clitoris+Vulva+Vagina. Like my college professor once told me "you at least have to know what Wikipedia says on the subject first" b/c that's what everyone already knows. Who moans, who grunts?

    • @Tamera952 what he's saying is absolutely correct, you are wrong, I can only imagine that you never had a decent partner who could satisfy you, or they simply didn't care enough about you to last longer and stimulate you, so they just took care of their own business and then rolled over and went to sleep. The clit does have many many more concentrated nerves than a penis. The male orgasm starts at the bottom, builds up, peak and ejaculates then goes down a steep curve. The female on the other hand builds up and stays up there alternating betweent light and hard, kinda like a sin wave, until she had enough. And yes a female will feel 5-8 times more pleasure than a male. The triggers however are different, for evolutionary reasons, males are triggered by visuals, females need to establish comfort, intimacy and security. When there's love, trust and intimacy, a female will surrender her body and become more ready to be sexually satisfied, but a man gotta know how to fully please her.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • 1- those boobs problems don't have to happen. Even with having kids, if you take care of your boobs it won't be like that.
    2- eh... I love having periods for the fact that means I'll be the one to carry a baby, feel those kicks and experience my baby months before a man will. It's beautiful actually.
    3- men age and get wrinkles and nasty skin too. Menopause doesn't cause that.
    4- but I wouldn't trade that for the world.
    5- hah... I wish! I have spoken about this on here before. Building muscle to quick is a problem for me. It's disgusting. I have to be so careful with what I do so I don't get too muscular. I get muscle by accident even. Body type, not gender matters here.
    6- I love bras?
    7- not necessarily. Depends what people are into. I'm a tomboy, I dress very casually, and I get compliments from other girls often and get approached by guys even more often.
    8- is not aiming really an issue? We can aim to an extent anyway. I've been on many Road trips and the like where I've had to pee in a bottle.
    9- totally agree with this point though! Haha

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  • Wrong with #8. I'm a woman and I know how to aim and control my urine. Its when your pushing your intestines hard to force urine out is where we make a big mess. I self taught myself how to do this as a young girl. I can pee standing up over the toilet bowl without sitting down. Its all about practice. Some women were never taught that, especially if they had clean bathroom stalls most of their lives. Everything else is basically correct except for some parts in #1. A woman can get married or not and still lose her youthful look. It depends on diet, exercise, genetics and the environment. Most people of the caucasian ethnic backgrounds usually age faster then other nationalities of people. While others still are youthful and healthy even in the 50's.

    In general this is an amazing MyTake and I actually enjoyed reading it.

    • With respect, you are the exception not the rule. Most women in the internet age have heard that you can pee and aim standing, but the reason why we don't is that it is bloody difficult and frequently messy. And even if put that aside, men STILL have it better because they DON'T need to practice. What comes naturally to them requires effort for us.

  • I can definitely relate to building muscle or losing weight.

    Oh, and men have longer eyelashes and nails. What's up with that?

    • Ikr? It's just true anywhere, they have longer eyelashes. The nails depends whether the person trims/chews them.

  • The expectation to look 'feminine' depends entirely on your culture.
    Western culture has a lot to answer for. "Beauty" magazines are fabrications of corporations who make a profit from selling advertising space to other corporations who profit from persuading women into buying their products by manipulating them into feeling not attractive enough without them. I find this so sad. It's such a drain on womens' sense of self-worth and finances!
    I find women who aren't plastered with make-up, wearing high heels and other bling bling much more attractive, because it means 1) They are comfortable in their own skin and aren't falling for the marketing hype or peer-pressure, and 2) They spend their money on more practical things, or have more money-saving power. Also, the cosmetic industry has a lot to answer for in terms of consuming planetary resources and creating waste.
    P. S. What's the deal with so many women feeling the need to pluck their eyebrows and then redraw them elsewhere on their forehead? It looks so weird. IMHO natural eyebrows = uncorrupted mind.

    • People want the ideal arched eyebrows. Eyebrows in any other form probably look disgusting.

    • Ideal for what? Ideal for who? The people who sell the eyebrow pencils no doubt.

    • Most females want clean eyebrows, and even though I hate makeup and only wear for special occasions, like show performances and special dinners, I do what every girl does: Take care of my body, and my face.

  • I love being a woman. Wouldn't change it for anything.

  • Reasons why women don't want a mans body: Shorter life spans, higher probability of cancer (about 20% greater probability) having to look masculine, expected to be strong and do heavy lifting etc etc. This take is pointless, if your attempting to try to prove who has it worse you failed miserably.

    • Men have shorter life spans from all of the stress of the expectations put upon them and then having to listen to their woman nag at them when they get home from work.

    • @AynonOMouse So true. I feel sorry for my Dad. He has to put up with my mom's constant nagging and bragging. Mom already has a full-time job, but she expects much more from Dad.

    • and? The mentioning of anecdotal evidence is pointless. Male life span statisticly is shorter then a womans. 70% of the homeless are male, 98% of all workplace accidents and deaths are male due to men being expected to be the bread winner (which men are in almost all situations they earn more then women and work longer hours have longer commutes take fewer sick days and fewer vacations and work more holidays and overtime all of which is statisticly provable) thus pushing them into more dangerous jobs (mineing for instance is 80% male, however that 20% of women all work in the white collar section making all actual mining done by the men, 100% and thus 100% of the risk is taken by those men). Healthcare spending on female centric diseases is in the US 3x greater then that of mens (ironic since the most common and deadly cancers are in order 1. lung 2. prostate 3. Breast cancer yet breast cancer gets almost 3x that of the more common and deadly prostate cancer).

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  • Haha girls are jealous coz they ain't us. 😎

    • They're jealous of the power of the peen

    • @Tamera952 Truth has been spoken.

  • OTOH, women live longer. If you guys want to live longer, ISTR a study that eunuchs live longer than uncastrated men :)

    • I definitely not want a vagina but you’re right, castration is a viable option

  • Ah, the joys of being female. Seriously, having a female body really does suck sometimes.

  • I don't think too many men think it is easier to be a woman.
    And your just pointing out differences, we can make a list also saying why it is more difficult to be a man.
    If you made a list of things that are common to both men and women, but made those issues are harder for women because of XXX, then that would fit in this type of post.
    Also, some of the things are the things we love best about women. Being feminine, breasts... etc.
    I think you would be very very hard pressed to find any man, other then a body builder, that thinks number 5 is anything other then disgusting. If I wanted to date something with muscles I would be gay. One of the best BEST parts about a woman is how soft they are.

  • In 2005-2006 a WOMAN lived like a Man for 18 months. And is GLAD she is a Woman!

    Here is what she learned...

    - Men are suffering
    - Men "don't have it better"
    - Men need love and each other
    - Women have no clue what it is like to be a Man
    - Men are just as emotional vulnerable as women

    Here is Norah Roberts video...

    https://youtu.be/Ip7kP_dd6LU?t=17m19s



    Her book...

    Self-Made Man: One Woman's Year Disguised as a Man
    www.amazon.com/.../ref=sr_1_1

    Stefan Molyneux puts it all together below. A must see!

    The Truth About Male Privilege

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mzYKWDx6YI
    • meanwhile there are more than twice the amount of transgender women and cross dressers than transgender men.

  • Agreed. She's 100% right. You can candy coat it, or pick & choose pluses & minuses, ... But at the end of the day it sucks.

    (The bleeding one week outta every four is the BIGGEST drag! )

  • I love having all those things embrace them. And don't wear bras one problem solved.

    • You either have small boobs or are firm as hell. I couldn't imagine going without my bra.

  • Yes being female does require more attention and work. But women also have a lot more to work with in life.
    Being a guy is easy but we don't have as much to work with.
    Kind of a give and take depending on whose perspective you look at - guy or girl.
    Still, my hats off to women.

  • I agree but what this in reality just means is that men are superior to women, despite many of you trying to spin it into meaning something else.

    About the point: expecting to be feminine however, men face the same thing, we are expected to be masculine, both in our appearance and in our behaviour. Its easier conforming to the feminine standard than it is conforming to the masculine standard however.

  • The ignorance is so beautiful :)

  • i dont care, i already know about these things, and i wished i was a girl for a long time and im always going to wish it. and who says you have to get pregnant? most girls like being single anyways and dont want men, many prefer other girls, hence the fact that most girls are bisexual.

  • you're going after those skinny weak ass beta males!

    • I don't think so? She's being rather fair.

  • For the record, I have NEVER thought it was easier to be a woman from a body/physical standpoint.

    The periods alone would drive me straight up a freakin' wall. :P

    • I am a chick and they drive me up the wall

  • Personally I love everything about being a woman, I simply wouldn't change anything for the world.

  • I was just going to say, because a full blown erection feels awesome and I'd hate to live without it.

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