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Eating The Booty Like Groceries
Wanna eat the booty like groceries? Well, go for it, but be aware that unless you use protection like a dental dam or a a condom, you’re putting yourself at risk for ingesting a whole host of bacteria, from e coli (thanks, poop!) to intestinal parasites. Weirdly enough, you’re at less risk of getting sick if you’re feasting (I’m sorry) on the booty of someone you’re in a monogamous relationship with because—get this—your anal flora is similar. Anyway, don’t let this detract you, just be aware that these risks are real and consider cleaning very thoroughly down there if you’re engaging in any activity in that general area. Oh, and make sure you and/or your partner doesn’t go from booty eating to vag eating because that can lead to infection
Not Washing Your Hands Before Masturbating
Let’s cut to the chase: Your hands are gross. You touch so many things all day long—from your phone, to desks, to door handles, etc—and you barely ever wash your hands. All that bacteria could lead to an infection down there if you touch your bits. So please, wash your hands before going to town
Not Disinfecting Your Vibrator/Dildo/Strap On
You should sanitize any sex toy you use with a mild cleanser and water after you use it. If you’re lazy (please, don’t be), at least clean it thoroughly before using it again. Look, it doesn’t matter if it looks clean or if you don’t even use it for penetration purposes. Your vagina is full of both good and bad bacteria, and putting something that isn’t sanitized (and potentially covered in vintage vag bacteria) back into your vagina is bacterial unbalance just waiting to happen.
Not Cleaning That Smegma
Hooking up with someone who isn’t circumcised? The head of their penis might collect more bacteria than people who are circumcised (thanks, foreskin!). So make sure your partner, er, washes up down there before sticking it into any of your orifices. Might as well be as clean as possible, you know?
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