Girls, what objects have you ever inserted into your vagina or anus? Trying to compile a Top 100 list :-)
OK, need you to be totally honest and thorough, as I'd like to get a Top 100 list of Insertable Objects compiled for the benefit of the... Show More
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Man I may have topped all of them, that's probably bad, but my hubby don't mind. He does the inserting usually. Lets see : carrot, cucucmber, two zuccinis, his fist, my fist, gatorade bottle, lotion bottle, drinking cup, curling iron, blow dryer, bottle of vodka, toy ball()soft, toy ball hard, end of vacuum, broom handle, candycane, bed post, my new heels()the toe end. His toes, a toy car, the end of a stick horse, Vo5 shampoo bottle, bar of soap, chocolate cake, handleof hammer, end of a spatula, pan handle, several small beads, one of those prayer candles, winterfresh gum, vicks chest rub()this really makes you feel good), barbie doll, ken doll, both, chair leg, another womans hand while he was pounding the back door, oh yeah, toilet paper roll, you know the card board part. Two remotes, or one in each hole, mcds icecream cone, the entire pick up sticks game, chess peices()i think seven, a lemon, a pickle()I ate it later), the mouse to my computer, and I'm sure we will try something new. Sex is great, and lots funner when you experiment. Plus, ladies, your vagina streches, why do you think we can pop out babies? DO your kegals, and you'll never be loose.
What Girls Said 23
Handle of a hair brush, beads, latex glove fingers, golf balls, baby bottle cleaning brush, and have seen photos of girls with a snake in her hole, and a gerbel
those are the things your ment to put in
not things like
lol. Hmm, let's see...
The weirdest thing is a homemade sex toy. O_o I took a dead highlighter, wrapped it in a sock, and put both in a clean latex balloon. Voila! It's probably dangerous though. I should just invest in a real dildo. >_>
I can't think of any others.
Fine, I'm not being honest. I had things near, not inside. Like whipped cream.
My partners and I like to experiment. ;)
Dildos...bullet toyss...plastic ornamental pears...love balls...jade eggs...toy eggs or ornamental eggs..lip gloss wands...mascara bottles...nail varnish bottles...cricket bat handles...c o c k...hairbrush handle...candle...salt shaker thing...street chalk holder...badminton racket handle...bottle...microphone...jade eggs (sex toy)...dog's bone toy...dog toys other...more dog toys (kong)...spice bottles..golf ball... small paper weight...plmber's plunger...screwdriver handle...paint brush handle...stencil brush...rolling pin (small)...fist (I like to be fisted occasionall)...ornamental lemon (plastic)<mmmm...cucumber..courgette...banana (did not work)...china hand ornament (fist clenched)...pestle and mortal thing...policeman's old fashioned truncheon (perfect to kneel and f***)...policeman's current night stick (went out with a police man)...gear stick shifter (mm lovely at a deserted beach esplanade:kirkcaldy), silver christening rattle ornament...
I think that is it.
I almost always go out with something inside me and sleep with my box filled with something (usually a dildo). I get anxious if I am empty.
The Handle Of The Brush To Clean The Toilet
my hubby inserted 9 candles in my pussy to stretch my pussy he keeps trying to get his fist in but not managed it yet but we still trying that one I have had beer bottle, whisk, rollingpin and many other items but always good and exciting when he rubs minted toothpaste on my clit first its becomes a mega orgasim
many of the other things already listed, I'll avoid repeating them...
Shampoo bottle (various sizes, there is such thing as too big)
whipped cream in a can, filling me
hose (inside kind, not a garden hose)
Caution: careful with "bottles," they can have sharp edges (and probably other things). I've been cut before. And you may not notice until later if you're aroused enough.
I knew a girl who said she had put a cucumber up there. I haven't spoken with her since.
Finger and ketchup bottle
I know a girl whos put a wine bottle up her. The wide end too. There was photographic evidence. Rather gross but yeahh.
highlighter, hot dog, corn cob (sadly I'm not kidding)
Me too for a dogs
Currently using a combination of a lip gloss tube and a cuticle treatment tube at the same time. About to try to add a third item!
handle of a hairbrush and handle of a rasor. that's all I can think of right now but ill go experiment and get back to you
I'm only 12 and have used a c o c k , dildo , brush handle , nail polish bottle and a vibrator
I've been requested to be imaginative when it comes to make shift toys. I started off easy, markers, about 8 at once vaginal, a few different hygiene products, two different vibrating face wash handles (like clarisonic vibrating ones), vibrating toothe brush used anal an vaginal, razor handles anal and vaginal, New plunger handle, screw driver handle, smart water bottle, small end of wine bottle, spatula handle, condom wrapped cucumber anal and vagina condom wrapped bananas vaginal and anal, the handle to my bath water, my shower head vaginal, gear shift for my old truck vaginal, fist vaginam (almost), tongue vaginal, and of course penis anal an vaginal, and I've been waiting over a week now for my first real pleasure toy it's the lelo brand hula beads.
Forgot to mention, ice cubes and hair brush as well as travel size bottles
2 litter soda bottle, football, razor, high heels, tennis shoe, fist, silverware, bowling pin, baseball bat, flashlight, giant shampoo bottle- all anal and in vagina
Handle of a hair brush, tooth brush, popsicle, ice, the shifter in my car, the e-brake in my car, kegel weights, marker, the handle of a screw driver, a cell phone (inside of a condom and it was on vibrate and my Boyfriend called it over and over), cucumber, strawberries, spoon, drum stick, beads, back massager... I am sure there are others. I can't think of any more off the top of my head though.
What Guys Said 2
I saw a movie of a 2 liter bottle of coke apparently all in there except the bottom 2 inches, but I am pretty skeptical that there was some trick involved with it.
My ex told me she used the end of a toothbrush for not front and back doors :|