For the women: describe your perfect penis...from inches, color, circumsized, or uncircumcised, hairy, non hairy etc.?

[anonomiss]

Describe in full description. Ladies only. Just wondering.

[COCOCHANEL]

pinkish, unblemished, 5-6inches, japanese average girth (38mm diameter) or thinner, preferably as hairless as possible (i.e. naturally sparse), evenly shaped shaft (not tapered), pleasantly-shaped glans, foreskin that retracts.
これくらいかなｗ

[anonomiss]

OMGoodness very well answered. OMG yur getting me all

[GrandiA]

I love this one!

[Michael-S]

yup thats me

[lumos]

I want it to be sparkly, rainbow colored and it should preferably have a miniskirt made out of pubes on too. <3

[iUnderachieve]

don't forget virgin.

[lumos]

Yes, obviously.

[Anonymous]

Attached to the mystical guy who is tear your clothes off fuckable, smart, funny, compassionate and loyal. ;)

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

12 inches, rainbow , half circ, it has a jacob's ladder and a hairy pink bush

[anonomiss]

Lmao wtf is a Jacobs latter

[lumos]

Omg let me guess, animal crossing?

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

@ asker its a piercing

[anonomiss]

Ohhhhhh lol !!! Wut about a marble inside the dick skin... ever herd of that? Ever had it how was it? Lol

[lumos]

Damn, there's a flower in Animal crossing (a game) called Jacob's ladder, and I had this amazing vision of a penis with a flower on it :(

[Mesonfielde]

What on earth is half-circ.

[Mesonfielde]

6 to 7" non-mutilated (aka uncircumcised) not-too-hairy human-colored is my best bet for the best action, I really have no idea how to measure girth though.

[Red_Dragon]

The uncut guy.

[Mesonfielde]

Well I still don't support mutilation, I support nature in this case :p

[bleedingquadrophenic]

"women: describe your perfect penis"

Women have perfect penises?

[anonomiss]

Hahaja OK getting technical right

[kheserthorpe]

I think nobody else should answer this q. Answers so far are perfect. Nothing else needs to be said.

[harakiri]

the size of a millipede, hot pink with purple stripes, baptized, hirsute and strawberry-flavored.

[anonomiss]

Nice I see your into small cox

[cavmanier]

Stop describing me! :p

[harakiri]

My soul mate! :p

[cavmanier]

Haha that's funny. I just got on and saw you in the live feed. Okay come here then cinnamon bear!

[harakiri]

Cinnamon bear? NO! I wanna be caaaasper :D the friendly ghost :D :D

[cavmanier]

Cinnamon bears are yum! Why Casper? Aren't I the pale one? Actually my ex gf in Jr high thought I liked like Devon Sawa at the time lol

[harakiri]

:o omg. when i was like 13... i had the HUGEST crush on devon sawa... HUGE. LIKE OMG. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE. sigh. that dude was SO cute...

[cavmanier]

Ha yeah I never knew who he was but she was really infatuated too. That interesting girls still liked him yen years after his movies lol

[harakiri]

Seriously. He was ADORABLE in Casper. Like...complete gentleman. Well, gentleman-kid :p Something about falling in love with a ghost is so romantic. :D

[cavmanier]

Haha yeah I get it. Well not really but I see what you're saying.

[harakiri]

lmao :D

[cavmanier]

I tried harakiri lol. I have a man brain :/

[harakiri]

Lmfao. It's ok... it's the thought that counts... :p

[Oddhonesty]

Any color I guess. 6 inches shaven medium thickness. Uncut.

[Michael-S]

sounds like your explaining mine

[MrAtticusLebowski]

Some of the girl's responses are pretty damn hilarious. WTF, rainbow penis?

[knotme]

There is No perfect Dick. Its about preference.

I prefer cut, but not a deal breaker
Nothing under average, I've had above
Trimmed or natural, never bald

[Annymous8]

7 inches, pink, circumsized, non hairy for sex. I would want someone with a bigger penis just for oral.

[askaway2012new]

So i think we should be we should be friends.

[erock13]

Wow that's me!

[1932ct]

well at least I am good for oral...lol

[biggie90]

a bigger penis just for oral? wow.

[Prof_Don]

Pink?

[Keyspirits]

Da cuties here really want sum pink D's :3

[isueke]

5 to 7 inches, colour doesn't matter to me, circumcised and non hairy

[rUinSAYAN]

rainbow colour?

[isueke]

y not? lol

[kiwi1973]

7-8 inches, any, circumcised, and either ! But maybe non hairy for sex !

[anonomiss]

Perfect that wood b me

[kiwi1973]

Cool :)

[Anonymous]

7", shaven, fairly thick, circumcised and attached to a guy that looks like Mark Wahlberg ;)

[MrAtticusLebowski]

Markie Mark?Ha!

[Opinion Owner]

lool hell yea.. or Matt Damon

[DerrickRicketts93]

Well I don't look like Mark Wahlberg but I match everything else lol

[Anonymous]

What about your perfect penis? describe it in full description.