What was your weirdest wet dream?

[Anonymous]

I had a wet dream when I was about 13. It went like this. The setting was in some sort of factory. From the ceiling hung meat hangers, similar to on which pork tends to be kept in freezers. These were moving along conveyor belts on the ceiling. From these hangers, there were two types of "bodies" hanging - female bodies with only legs, feet and their lady parts, basically everything below the torso. And male bodies, with only arms and the upper torso, but no neck nor head. And when the conveyor belt stopped, the male arms started touching the female bodies inbetween the legs, and you could see the arousal of the female by how the legs were reacting to this. It's been quite a few years but the image is still in front of my eyes when I think about it, which is somewhat strange. Since then, I've been avoiding wet dreams. (For males, wet dream is what causes an ejaculation called nocturnal emission - but any sexual dream is fine too if you haven't had this phenomenon. For females, it's the similar equivalent that you would count as a wet dream) So how about you, have you had any weird wet dream? :D

[Anonymous]

Almost every single sexual dream I have, I wake up riiiight before the foreplay ends, but there was only one that lasted all the way through. So, I was in my middle school and this dream involved two teachers from my highschool. One was my Driver's Ed teacher, he had a cul de sac hairstyle, grey hair, thick rimmed black square glasses, tons of sun spots on his face, a little wrinkly around the mouth and neck, he had a moustache like hulk hogan, he was like 5'6" and he was an average size person (not fat, but not skinny). Then, there was the masonry teacher who was a young war veteran. I'd like to say he was about 30. He looks exactly like Johnny Sins, the p*rnstar (sexaaaaaay). So, take my Driver's Ed Teacher's head and put it on Johnny Sin's (the masonry teacher's) body with sun spots. My mind created a WTF. Like for real.

In the beginning of the dream, I was told to give a teacher a note, so I went to the class where I was supposed to drop off the note. It was empty and there were a few music sheet stands around and a little podium with a few chairs scattered about. I assume it was a music room. So, Guy (the two teachers formed into one) walks in and calls me a slut, then tells me to feel on myself or else he was going to hit me with his belt. I was confused, but didn't mind cause I'm sort of into that. So... I sort of did it, nothing explicit...

He comes back, in white briefs and timberland boots and I'm like WTF. He rips off my bottoms then his and gets into missionary position all while dominating me (name calling, slapping, the whole thing). Then, the weirdest thing happened. In order to get erect, he had to go in me, then he strained like he was pooping and it grew... inside of me. Like... I fucking felt it. Um... yeah. I woke up confused, disgusted, guilty, and frustrated because I did not need that old man looking me in the face with a sexy body on the bottom. Why couldn't my mind just give me the whole package? I can't make this shit up.

[cheeseisstupid]

Sounds like a struggle :/

[Anonymous]

I'm straight and I had a wet dream involving a woman once.
Felt kinda sick when I woke up lol. Not in a bad way like my sis is bi, cousin is les, bestie is les, and how they feel sick when I tell them about dick lol I feel sick about that.

[Asker]

Hmm, I'm surprised they are disgusted by the idea of heterosexual sex

[Carveredlund]

I used to have one where I would torture them until they were almost dead first...
Now that's weird...

[Asker]

Now that's creepy! In mine, I wasn't actually there, and the female body thingy seemed to be aroused, even though "hanging from the ceiling" basically feels like a metaphor for bondage, being unable to move and not having another option. it's weird

[summiter]

I have had sex dreams and woke up with a hard on but no wet dream. Then again I have woken up after shooting all over myself and do not remember any dream at all. Go figure!

[Asker]

Heh that has to be annoying, not even knowing what triggered it :o

[Anonymous]

Dude I had a wet dream I was on a bus and it crashed and I cum as it flipped over. da fuck is wrong with me!

[Asker]

Hahaahahahahah that's wtf :D

[Asker]

I'm slightly surprised that this didn't attract enough attention. I *might* ask this again with a more enticing title, lol.

[Asker]

Yeah, you win

[Jakey_Bodge]

Being chased everywhere by my friends with axes and melee weapons :D but the rush and excitement gave me a wet dream lol :D

[Asker]

wtf :D

[Jakey_Bodge]

That's what I fought :D

[oliversamuel]

I've had no dreams like that, that's just really disturbing!

I remember having one when I had just turned twelve and in it I had something like a 10 foot long (while flaccid 😂) penis and going to school naked and impressing all the girls. I remember feeling really disappointed when I woke up just covered in my own cum…lol.

[Paddie]

I became a bit like spider man, got naked, cock was huge, I was crawling on the ceiling then this girls were there, so I webbed them to the roof, fucked one and fucked others with my spare legs, I soon chummed and woke up

[Asker]

LOL! that is fascinating

[Paddie]

In what way?

[Asker]

Many ways

[Paddie]

Glad It was entertaining for ya

[Asker]

Aye aye, I think that's even more high-tier than mine.

[JKingSniper]

I had the weirdest wet dream ever. I was playing around with my bro, then he started to drown me with the hose and i was rushed back to my house. I met a weird looking duck that changed me into a female that layed an egg which my dream brother took. I got raped later on. WTF is wrong with my mind! by the way, the duck later turned into Ezreal from the game League of Legend

[Anonymous]

When I was 8 years old, there was an old Nickelodeon show called Wild & Crazy Kids that I watched all the time. The show was basically about a group of kids doing physical challenges for prizes. I remembered having a child crush on one of the hosts named Jessica. Jessica was the only female host on the show and had really thick straight red hair.

My dream was that I was on the show and about to do a challenge. I was paired up with Jessica of course. I don't even remember what our challenge was, but she suddenly picked me up and put me on her shoulders.

So now I'm sitting on her shoulders and have no idea what is going on still. Suddenly, I felt a weird sensation in my wee wee. I looked down and I catch Jessica rubbing the back of her head and soft hair on my wee wee as I was feeling that sensation. I was so confused and started making these "ah ah ah ah" noises. At the same time, Jessica continued rubbing her head and hair on my wee wee even faster.

After that happened for a few seconds, I felt another sensation like I was peeing in my pants and still sitting on Jessica's shoulders. Then I woke up and I felt like I was still peeing in my pants. I had literally no idea that something like this would happen to my body.

I haven't watched that show in a while, but now I get flashbacks on sitting on Jessica's shoulders and she made me wet my pants.

[Anonymous]

In the driving rain, in an alley in a deserted city. We were both hot enough (temperature, I mean) that steam was rising off of us. She was an absolutely stunning redhead with a gorgeous smile. We were buck naked, and going at it between chasing each other up and down the streets. We were whooping and laughing like total lunatics. It was truly bizarre. This was after five or six weeks without a wet dream, which is quite a while for me. I was kind of on overload.