Most helpful is right. Wrap it tightly. You may want to trim the working end to smoothly round. One warning is that a typical cucumber is dimensionally larger than most guys. That could pose a problem when the time comes. Instead, use an English cuke. They are much narrower and have rumpling in the skin that may be helpful to the sensation. They are sold individually wrapped. Replace the wrap with new saran wrap.
0 0 0 0It should be fine / safe to do that, as long as you're
completely sure it's sterilized.
It's not safe for whoever's going to eat it after though ^.~0 0 0 0
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Its totally safe! I grow my own and enjoy them a lot. Its great because I can pick them at the right size and I know where they have been. If you can't grow your own I suggest using organic ones. If you have a farmers market nearby those are usually the best. A quick wash in cold water is fine. I suggest coconut oil as a lube as it is naturally antibacterial etc.
0 0 0 0This is a very scared and stupid guy asking a question, i masturbated using a cucumber, you know, one if the small ones in a plastic cup, bc my hole is really tight, but my stupid ass forgot to wash it, do i have any chance of an infection?
maybe use saran wrap around the cucumber. wrap it tight tho!
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2 9Have you looked for something that is as safe as a condom to wrap around a cucumber?
0 0 0 0No, all I have is some lunch baggies.
Needs to be a condom around the cucumber. Saran wrap or baggies are made of a plastic which very well might react with your vagina (which is, uh, quite sensitive). You are unlikely to get the veggie free of bacteria without using some sort of chemical cleaner that you want in your vagina even less. You could also use this as practice for putting condoms on actual penises. For example, a woman that can roll a condom onto a penis with her mouth is VERY impressive. Practice on that cucumber, then have at it.
I don't think anti-bacterial things remain active very long, based on my experience with anti-bacterial handwash. It dries on your hands and you can eat sandwiches after without getting hurt. I wouldn't recommend it without knowing more, but if the vagina's like other mucus membrane, it won't cause serious damage, mostly just irritation and drying. But again, look this up and ask around. You aren't the first girl who hasn't been able to get condoms, so I'm sure there is advice in abundance elsewhere on the internet.
Use an English cuke, not so wide.
I don't see the need to wrap the veggie, just wash it before you use it.
I know a girl that uses long necked beer bottles.0 0 0 0it sounds normal to me:P I mean I don't actually know in experience but you see it in movies a lot as sexual references.
0 0 0 0If you got condom on the cucumber yes than you could use it
0 0 0 0Hahahhaha omg xD
Awww xD
Damn, a cucumber is huge! Maybe try a carrot? :D
But i think washing it with water should be okay, but Im not sure...0 1 0 0bring lube xD
Wait is that why she calls me carrot?
Just use a condom, you can buy them in food store, and most places, you can order free condoms in packages where you can't see what it is.
0 0 0 0I tried masturbating with a cucumber once, but it just sat next to me on its phone whilst I awkwardly got to work.
0 1 0 0haha very funny.
I have no idea. Wouldn't a cucumber be uncomfortable though?
0 0 0 0dat desperate? lol
0 0 1 1Not desperate, just deprived.
Use a condom. Don't stick any fruit or vegetables into your hoohaa, unless they are washed, and wrapped in a condom.
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