Hey ladies, I have a 28 inch penis, is that small to you?

J1nnishere Xper 5

my friends tell me there's is 30 inches plus and it make me super insecure.

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BenjaminBix Xper 5
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No it is not. Trust me it is not a good sign. My friend had a 30 incher and thought it was a blessing. He always brags about been the ultimate Alpha Male. Next thing you know, he got kidnapped by the ISIS and chopped of his dick into little piece (pepperoni style) and died from blood lose.

"Don't brag about" it is my advice.
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Anonymous
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Come on now man... 50 inches is the bare minimum for a petite girl if you're going to her backdoor. What the hell are you thinking? Get a baseball bat, wine bottle or keg of beer for her damnit! Think of her needs you slacker, how dare you not use a tire iron for her needs!
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Account Master
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Yes. I only go for 30 inches and above. Otherwise, it's a deal-breaker.
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- J1nnishere
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  lmao, only anal would go that deep into your large and small intestines lmao
misscoffeehead Yoda
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How about just the tip?
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- Ihav2fart
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  I would like to know what you searched to come up with that pic. LOL
- misscoffeehead
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  @Ihav2fart lol I literally put and I quote "funny cartoons about big dicks" HAHAHA 🙈
- Ihav2fart
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  LOL, you sure not anything else? ;P
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- misscoffeehead
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  @Ihav2fart ahah I swear to god that's what I put in lmfao 🙈 I'm sure Im sure
- Ihav2fart
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  rofl, okay... I'll take your word for it this time... >_<
- misscoffeehead
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  @Ihav2fart hehe just say yes lol just say yes 🙈
- Ihav2fart
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  neverrrrrr.
- Stuff_and_stuff
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  @misscoffeehead her expression is priceless xD
- misscoffeehead
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  @Stuff_and_stuff AHAHA YEAH! she's like "oh ferk"
- Stuff_and_stuff
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  @misscoffeehead and ewwwww are those flies around his dick? XD hahaha
- misscoffeehead
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  @Stuff_and_stuff haha yeah babe 🙈🐝
Starfishlover Editor
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Sorry, 100 inches does it for me
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cheeseysouffle Yoda
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XD trololol...
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- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  your eyes closed mouth open... you know it
Orion1084 Explorer
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Man, do I feel sorry for you and your tiny wiener. I hope your ocean has some good motion!
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- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  tis my lot in life... ocean? there's a drought...
bunnahies Guru
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Mine is 60 inches. I'll tell you my secret if you tell me yours. HOW DO YOU KEEP IT SO SMALL?
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- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  simple, i donate cock... tripple cross cock donations... saves marriages
- bunnahies
  +1 y
  I donate all the time and i just end up making more babies >:[
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  bruh, drain the damn cock before sending it off!
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- bunnahies
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  BUT I GOTTA FEED THEM HUNGRY LADIES!
TheLittleBuggy Explorer
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28 inches? I'm sorry, but it, s just sad how small it is, I don't give the time o day to anyone who's less then 53 inches
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- J1nnishere
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  lets be realistic here...53 inches only if your uterus is connected to your degestive system... and anal
- TheLittleBuggy
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  Seriously though, that typo... beautiful, but 2.8 inches is eh... I wouldn't know, I've never fucked anyone
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  lmao no like 5-6 and 5 girth. really eh. i lost it at 17 around your age
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- TheLittleBuggy
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  Ooooh okay, 5-6, isn't that bad from what I've heard
- J1nnishere
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  its not. I've done it thousands of times and i got pretty good at giving orgasms. i dont understand what the big deal is if you have a mind to learn and you're fit. i can pound it for clitoral unlike 7+inches would hurt an average girl. vagina is only like 4-5 inches deep and stretches to accomodate bigger ones... average made for an average women... its perfect for majority of women
- TheLittleBuggy
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  And that makes perfect sense, and plus I heard guys think "average" sizes, are a lot better in the sack aanyway, because they don't rely on their size
- J1nnishere
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  i feed off her pleasure and I've been an explosive athlete most of my life so id be on turbo mode for minutes at a time...5 is good girth too. no jokes, after some foreplaying, she started squirting in 15 seconds
- TheLittleBuggy
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  Again... virgin here.. but that just SOUNDS awesome
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  technically looks (texts) awesome=P
- TheLittleBuggy
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  X) you got me there,
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  i want your viginity. its been my fetish;)
- TheLittleBuggy
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  Nah I'm good lol, saving it for my future husband :)
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  so marry me. wait, how big are your baby feeders?
- TheLittleBuggy
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  They aren't bbig bit look pretty big due to my proportions
Tunakid Xper 5
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Nah that's too little, you may wanna get that checked out by a doctor because that wouldn't even penetrate or even make it inside.
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- J1nnishere
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  i knew it god damn. i m getting the penis pump 40 inch deluxe.
ladsin Editor
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That's too small, a woman needs 52 inches to even feel anything XP
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- ladsin
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  lol as funny as this is it is really annoying when people post stupid shit like that (is my penis too small I'm only 9 inches) like why seek validation from people you are probably never going to see?
thisGUYknows Yoda
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I can knock out buffalo with mine
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sammy_31 Guru
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Really? lol I hope this was a typo or something xD
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CloserTotheEdge Xper 5
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Hahahaha

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- J1nnishere
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  ill smack that pussy with my 28 inch. ill beat it up like its fight night (rick ross\)
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  ok, you have to tell me how to post picsss
- CloserTotheEdge
  +1 y
  Do I need to slap you with a pineapple?
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- J1nnishere
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  dont tell me you got those pineapple nipples... those are rare as unicorns. yes plss
- CloserTotheEdge
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  Are you talking about how to post gif pics?
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  oh not pics from you pc?
- CloserTotheEdge
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  Huh?
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  i m going to bed.
- CloserTotheEdge
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  Oh ok by the way i'm Zimbabwean and danish.
Rcjh1987 Guru
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Lol this question
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ClauseViter Yoda
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Bro you have penis cancer. Gonna have to amputate that asap.
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- J1nnishere
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  hey, if itll save your life, take it bro. women call me caner because i can't stop growing on them...
- Rcjh1987
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  @asker that was cheesy
- J1nnishere
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  lmao
MoonMice Xper 5
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You misspelled "mil".
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A_Lone_Wolf Xper 4
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Hell mine weighs 28 pounds...
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Byakko77 Xper 5
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28 is below average 55 will satisfy a girl but do some workouts and reach 70 to be on the safe side.
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Anonymous
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Bit on the small side no?
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- J1nnishere
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  i m ashamed of it... i can't even strangle her for BDSM...
Anonymous
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Shit yo my mom has a 46 inch pecker.
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Anonymous
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BITCH PLEASE!
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Anonymous
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You mean 2.8inchs? hahaha
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- CloserTotheEdge
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  Yea thats what he meant lol
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  secret is out!
- Opinion Owner
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  Hahaha yeah I thought as much haha @CloserTotheEdge No worries, mate, I got your back @ Asker
Anonymous
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poor you.
i dont even comment guys' questions with penises under 45 inches here..
but i have pity on you so here is your answer..
it is normal for guys having Asian genes to have under 30 inches...
lololololololol..
wtf 28 inches.. o. o
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- J1nnishere
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  i know my damn Asian genes! i m not worthy!! (i all seriousness though, i m goo ddown there;)
- Opinion Owner
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  u r gonna go down there? o. O i am waiting for you.
- J1nnishere
  +1 y
  honestly? i never got into that... never had an issue gving spasming rainfalls with my ding dong and thumb ahha
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- Opinion Owner
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  lololol
Anonymous
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Pics or it didn't happen bro..
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- J1nnishere
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  just waiting for them to come out with a panoramic ability to fit my size...
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