GIRLS, help my dick is only 5 inches. I get very embarrassed. do u make fun of guys with a 5 inch dick?

[Anonymous]

when I was in my puberty I thought I have a big dick n i was proud n happy but later I came to know that I m on the smaller side n guys of my age have bigger dicks than me. my pride was broken, ego hurt, losing confidence and self esteem. So girls do u think I can get a girl even after her knowing that I have a small dick? n do u think she will not leave me or cheat on me?

[imdaonedatgotaway]

Dude chill. First of all you're not fully grown up yet. I take it you're still in high school or under 20. Itll get there. Plus i think you're very close to average (not sure what that is)
Also if you can get a full boner and maintain it then itll get the job done better than a hung that needs to be sucked off for half an hr to get a semi boner. Plus there's a lot of other things that you can do to a girl the doesn't involve your dick and make her fall in love with you.

And whether you're gonna get cheated on depends on what kinda girl you end up with. A loyal lady would never cheat on you even if youve never satisfies her.

Am i correct ladies?

[Asker]

thanks man.

[imdaonedatgotaway]

Dont mention it ;) plus dont listen to your peers. I remeber in high school we had this kid. Always bragujg about his junk and how he's hung down there. He used to refer to it as a "an elphent trunk" he was kinda a big guy so nobody questioned that. Anyways, i hate my past but what the hell, this might help you a little. I was a bully and he crossed me once. I took punched him in the face with a kneckle ring and knocked him down. Pulled his pants and gave him to a friend of mine who hid em. The big guy was running around crying and his "elfent trunk" was barely noticable lol I got expelled and heard he switched schools Was woth it tho. Nobody messed with me no more ;)

[imdaonedatgotaway]

Dude. Your avereage size
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[Hitop]

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[slackercruster]

Listen up... If you got a small dong, you have to perfect your tongue and 10 fingers. Also get a sex tool for b/u in case your small dick is on the fritz.

Girls are some of the kindest and more loving creatures there are. I think most of the will work with you if you are sincere, committed and try hard to do right by them. If your concerned, tell them up front. Tell them you will try to please them best you can any way they like.

If only big dicks did the job then all us small guys could never get married.

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[slackercruster]

Start pleasuring your gal from the toes up sucking them and eating her. Now, when you get your sex tool... rim her, use the sex tool on her vag and massage her clit... all at the same time. Goddamn... not many gals that won't like that treatment. After you get through with her she won't care if you got a mf'ing toothpick for a dick! PS. try for a vib sex tool. It gives double the pleasure with motion and vibs.

[Asker]

ok that seems to be helpful, thanks

[imdaonedatgotaway]

i agree except for the tell them first. thats a huge mistake: 1- shows that you're not confident 2- she might not have experienced a bigger one b4 but since you told her shed be wondering what if! 3- it really don't matter. i have had sex and pleased a woman without even having intercourse. (she was a semi virgin and didn't wanna rush things) but you gave a real gentleman advice, Respect

[slackercruster]

Well that is true about pre notice and showing insecurity. I never said anything about being a 6 incher. But back in the day dick size was not as a big a concern as it is now. But this guy is soo nervous, he may need some reassuring. It can go either way. We read about some G@G girls that have a small birth canal and prefer a little pee-pee. So if that came out the guy could maybe relax some. My advice is coming from a 60 year old. We already made fools of ourselves all our life and are used to letting it all hang out. I guess if I was on online dating I'd put it my profile...6 incher, 10 fingers, great tongue and a 9 inch sex tool (also 5 inch sex tool for small girls.)

[LadyPurpleheart]

To most women size doesn't matter :) if she loved you, she would love you for who you are and not your size. It's actually better if you have a normal to smaller sized penis (it's not very painful).

[Auntylily_x]

Learn how to use it effectively then but don't worry and hurt yourself over that. They could have a bigger d' but your sex could be better.

[justbeinghonest]

Yeah you will never be loved. Girls need 12 inches at least.

[Asker]

please be serious. It's a serious question.

[justbeinghonest]

And that is a serious answer. A 5 inch dick won't do anything to any woman ever ever ever. She will just look at it and point with her finger.

[imdaonedatgotaway]

U have a cruel senses of sarcasm. You sure you're a real lady?

[justbeinghonest]

@imdaonedatgotaway I'm not sure. But when I find out I'll let you know first.

[imdaonedatgotaway]

Thanks. Please do. by the way, vaginas have differnt sizes too. Some are tight and others are loose. So what doesn't work for you will def work for someone else with a tighter vagina. That if you had one ;)

[justbeinghonest]

5 inches is so small.

[Sigma88]

You're entitled to your opinion, but thankfully you don't speak on behalf of all women. Ironic you make such a claim with a name like that. Clearly, it doesn't suit you.

[justbeinghonest]

@sigma88 clearly you've never seen my answers on GAG. I am just being sarcastic since the penis size question makes an appearance on GAG at least 5 times in a day. And every single time people have to explain to these insecure MOFO that size doesn't matter and how it is "the motion of the ocean" You guys just don't have a sense of humor. I'm sure even if he had a 10 inch dick he wouldn't be getting laid either. Guys that ask this question are insecure and women don't like insecure boys. And yes I said boys because men don't behave this way. @asker

[justbeinghonest]

@Sigma88

[justbeinghonest]

LMFAO what a little pussy! He blocked me...

[slackercruster]

Goddamn... your a pretty tough gal to satisfy if you demand 12 incher. Even my plastic dong is only 9 inches. If I used my 6 incher plus the 9 inch silicone at the same time will you credit me with 15 inches? I'm trying to work with your darling... but after reading your profile... I guess... Lesbi

[justbeinghonest]

@slackercruster read the rest of my comments honey.

[Hephaestus]

Peeps seriously dont see this as sarcasm? O_o *slightly disappointed in the 2 downvoting chaps*

[justbeinghonest]

@hephaestus THANK YOU! Lol I'm disappointed here too.

[Hephaestus]

Well have an upvote ^_^ i am just baffled... like... HOW IS IT NOT OBVIOUS? Lol

[222fallguy2]

I have a one inch pecker...+1 anyhoo

[YourWorstNightmareee]

LMAOOOO wrote TWO paragraphs…yea safe to say u got TRIGGERED 🤣. Also you’re 35? BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Sairres]

5in isn't small to me. o. o

[Sigma88]

You're in the average range. Nothing to be ashamed of. Some girls, not all, might be a bitch about it. If they do, pay them no mind, as no decent guy wants a worthless cunt like that in their life anyway.

[Sigma88]

@justbeinghonest Yes, I did. You're a trolling bitch, with nothing worth hearing. Period.

[glamgamergal]

Dude chill its average and your over thinking it can still grow but your fine

[Marstalk]

Worry more about your ability than size.

[stefan1985]

Dude stfu with these dumb was questions who fucking cares.

[mollykinz1015]

honestly, dick size doesn't matter to me but no i wouldn't make fun of a guy for a 5 inch dick

[terio12]

Your so mean

[Anonymous]

My dad is not circumsized so I was very confused lol till he peeled the skin back on it and put it in my mouth.