How do you think guys feel about having balls? How would YOU feel?

Girls, how do you think guys feel about having balls? Those two delicate orbs dangling between our legs... Here's how WE feel... ●Can't cross our legs without squishing our balls flat... ●Wearing pants too tight mashes our balls flat against us... ●Girls can kick us in them, and KNOW we can be kicked in them... ●They can be grinded to bits by getting them stuck in our zipper... ●Playing sports basicly always means football/baseball/tennis ball meets man balls... ●We'll walk into the corners of tables, and other ball-heigth objects... ●Slipping and doing the splits, crushing our balls under all our weight... ●Our girlfriends get angry and nicely ask if we would like them to remove those pesky little things... With a knife.. And a thousand other painful ways.. So girls, do you think guys feel bad having balls? Do you feel sorry for them? How would YOU feel having balks instead of a vagina? Tell me...
Guys must feel terrible having balls
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Guys need to man up! Balls aren't so bad
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Wow, you girls have no pity for us poor guys... NONE of you said we should feel bad having balls...
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Most Helpful Guys

  • If girls can kick us in our balls I think we can kick them in there vaginas and I think it really hurts as same as for guys but some girls deny that. Even they don't have something dangling between there legs and they have flat sex organ that I think its more comfortable to have it instead of something hanging between the thigs all of this does'nt mean it is not effective!! I think its really paniful for any girl to be kicked between her legs!!

    • I wish. I'm a sexual sadist but also a masochist, meaning not only do I like seeing a man in pain I also want that pain in return. Though I wouldn't be diagnosed necessarily being a sexual sadist because I actually get permission before doing anything and I have empathy lol. But I've been wanted to feel what being hit in the balls is like and even had my husband kick me before but it didn't hurt. Unless there's just a special way to do it, which is possible. But, you can punch a girl where her ovaries are located and that about the same pain because ovaries and balls are pretty much the same organ, but one carries sperm while the other carries eggs.

    • @Anime_mom you could try having your lower abdomen cut and expose your ovaries while being conscious then tap or flick your eggs, but i guess the anesthesia wouldn't let you feel the pain

  • i have them for 23 years, so i don't even bother

Most Helpful Girls

  • Yah, it definitely seems like a pain. I'm glad girls don't have those problems.

  • #thestruggleisreal

    Or do you prefer..

    #1stworldproblems

    • Guys in the third world have balls. But if they're a problem, they're the problem that makes you not care about any other problem, which is a good problem to have.

    • Says the gender complaining about manspreading.

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  • I think balls look great and I don't think it would be a big deal to have them. Girls have the same thing (ovaries) but they are inside and balls are on the outside.

    • I love girls who love balls esp big balls.

    • I like those girls who find balls are attractive and I love getting kick in my balls 😂

    • eh, Its a very different thing when theyre on the inside

  • boo hoo.
    ...

    • Haha..

  • We get pregnant and periods.

    We win.

    • haha...

    • you have a choice on whether you want to get pregnant or not

    • Are u making pain into a competition? if its possible to avoid pain we should do it. Yeah you get periods but it isn't activated by other people who wish harm upon you right? they can't just move a limb and give u cramps at any time they please

  • I mean, I wouldn't want them

    • hey are u gonna talk to me lol?

  • I feel worse for the dogs who have no balls..

    • Well if guys get injured, THEY have no balls. What do you think about that?

    • if that's what you prefer, go for it.

    • I don't PREFER it, I'm just wondering if you pity us for having balls

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  • I don't like either of those options you gave in the polls lol. I wouldn't say a man needs to Man up about them but he shouldn't feel bad about having them. To me they are extremely attractive. My husband doesn't complain about his balls, I imagine most men don't think of how great they would have it if they didn't have any.

    And honestly if you're hanging around girls that would kick you in the balls for any reason whether to be "funny" or because she's mad then you need to be around different people. Especially if that is your girlfriend, break up with her because that's just domestic violence. Unless you have a kink in getting them kicked and she gets permission from you first, she shouldn't be getting physical with them.

    • Wow, I love getting kick in my balls 😂

    • Can you follow me than we can talk?

  • Stop complaining. It must be amazing to have something so sensitive to play with. It must feel amazing

    • it's not sensitive in a pleasurable way, or maybe your just a masochist?

    • *you're*

    • Wow, You have a weakspot? that must be nice. That feels so contradictary

  • I'm glad I don't have balls. One light kick and you're in extreme pain.

  • We get pregnant, we've periods and you guys can't handle a pair hanging in your crotch?

    Of course they're sensitive but isn't that the balance?

  • I'm glad guys have balls because they're easy to hit and send him to the ground easily. If I get lucky I can damage him and take away his manhood for the rest of his life.

    • I love to get kick and punch in my balls 😂

    • @Strongballs21 Then if we met I would cut your hands off and leave your balls alone. I don't want you to have any joy, pig.

    • Why why? I want to say it in fun way not in that cruel way 😭😭

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  • I can cross my legs without a problem, but if I fart the wrong way it can roll forward and cause me immense pain. You heard me, I can be incapacitated by my own fart because of how much it hurts to fart sharply and have said fart roll up into one’s clitoris. I can wear tight pants, but guys can kick us in the vagina. They don’t know, necessarily, but a knee to the vagina can put a woman on the ground. How do you think it feels to catch your clit in your zipper? As for sports, there’s a chance that balls hit girls in the groin, too. I can walk into tables vagina first and be floored just like a guy, so I have a hard time pitying you there. Once I actually slipped and did the splits and hit my vagina on a piece of plastic... I never knew that many tears and that much pee and vomit could come out of me so fast. I blacked out pretty quickly after that.

    Let’s see... how would I feel about waking up with balls instead of a vagina one day? Well, I exchange two weak spots (boobs count even though they’re not as significant) for one, and I get stronger, faster, and more athletic. Also, periods cease to be a problem in my life. I genuinely don’t know how men can be such pussies about having balls when we literally have the same problem in a different shape plus a multitude of gender specific problems...

  • What the fuck?