How many girls would have sex with Jonah Falcon at 13.5 inches?

[Anonymous]

Would you have sex with Jonah Falcon who has a 13.5 inch penis which is the largest known penis in the world?

[BuchitaBuchys]

No fucking way. My ex had a huge dick, not 13inches, but still huge, and it HURT like hell. I felt like he was breaking me. 13Inches would probably literally break me in half.
I don't know how deep most vaginae are, but I don't wanna find out.
I just measured myself (from the outside obviously) lol And from the bottom slit of my vulva to my belly button is not even 13inches! He would be that far in me with still some dick to spare! WTF no!
When I say "Fuck my brains out" I don't mean it :x

I'd probably end up in 1000 Ways to Die if I had sex with him.

[oriondude]

@buchitabuchys... not surprised. We know you're the girls that likes small dicks LOL

[BuchitaBuchys]

@Oriondude Lol I prefer them yes :)

[Toad-1]

Buchita would snap like a twig!

[Red_Arrow]

I do so love following you. lol "When I say "Fuck my brains out" I don't mean it :x"

[Bluemax]

Thanks to reading this opinion, I will never be able to watch this with a straight face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU

[BuchitaBuchys]

@Toad-1 I would lol @Red_Arrow haha :p

[Asker]

Since you went through the trouble of measuring yourself you have earned most helpful. lol

[BuchitaBuchys]

Lol thanks. I was curious. :x If that man tried to go balls deep in me, I'd probably die.

[Asker]

Reminds me of the urban legends about people dying after trying to let a horse have sex with them. Not sure if it ever happened. lol

[Stuckintime]

I know I am late to the party but if you want to be Jonah Falcon's girlfriend here is his Twitter. lol https://twitter.com/JonahFalcon

[BuchitaBuchys]

@stuckintime no thanks lol

[smokahontas]

I would not have sex with him. Being too big isn't necessarily a turn on. Also, I don't know the guy so I wouldn't want to have sex with him o:

[smokahontas]

What if he is mean

[rthomas43]

What if he has the greatest personality ever?

[smokahontas]

Maybe but I would be really nervous to have sex with him. He could damage my vagina o: He would

[oriondude]

@smokahontas... what would be the biggest size you would want for sex? Regardless of if you had feelings for a guy that happened to be huge.

[smokahontas]

Hmmmm 8

[oriondude]

@smokahontas... You hesitated. Is that from experience or just a guess? Lol

[douride2]

Not a chance. By the way who the H is Jonah Falcon?

[BumbleDeev]

He's just the record holder. His big penis is all that he's known for

[MrThrusty]

ok who is the one chick that said she would prob at least try it? i want to watch you walk the next day lol

[Asker]

And a second taker. Must be like childbirth in reverse. lol

[Klaatu51]

wasn't he the guy who was complaining about his length?

[Asker]

That has to be uncomfortable as hell.

[romaswift_]

No that's far too big it would hurt so much! D:

[YourFutureEx]

Poor Jonah Falcon would die virgin.

[Asker]

Actually I read an interview with him and he said there are girls who had sex with him. There is no way all of it made its way in though kind of like the old John Holmes movies there would be a significant amount not in. These must be some loose girls because his girth is like your forearm. Interesting enough he will not do p*rn despite being offered an incredible amount of money.

[Asker]

A funny side note about a year ago he was stopped by TSA at the airport because they thought he had a concealed weapon in his pants.

[YourFutureEx]

Haha omg! Thanks for the information :-)

[performerwannabe]

Is he cute enough?

[Anonymous]

Hell no, that'll tear me apart. Literally. :S haha 13.5 is huuuge.. Not a turn on just scary. Well for me it is lol who's Jonah Falcon?