OK , So my boyfriends says I'm too innocent, (which is a lie!)...but that is besides the point. I need everyone's help, if you all may. What is the freakiest thing I can tell my boyfriend, that will make his jaw drop. He's working right now And I really want to say something kinky freaky sexy... Show More
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Comes down to three types of things to say:
How turned on you are.
"Hurry home because I'm so wet thinking about you!"
What you are going to do to him.
"I've got a new position I'm going to put you in tonight. Involves you tied down and pleasing me until I'm 110% satisfied!" link & link
What you want him to do to you.
"I'm wearing the shortest skirt I could find! Can't wait for you to get home, bend me over the kitchen table, sink your d**k DEEP in my p**sy, and make me moan!"