How do I get my boyfriend horny by text?

I'm really horny lately, and I want to share it with my boyfriend without being so obvious. He's gone away for a few months and I was wondering how... Show More

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  • LOL

    You could also tell him you had a dream about him the night before. When he asks what it was about, get coy and just laugh a little. Don't tell him what it was (if it even WAS anything). That will drive him nuts !

    The bath thing works too. If he's calling at a certain time, have your bath all ready to go. Candles, bubbles... You get the idea. Be in the tub and be very quiet with the water at first. In mid conversation, let the water splash just a bit. Don't worry; he'll probably ask. When he does, say "Yeah" in a deeper voice, like you just woke up. I'll be surprised if he doesn't drop the phone.