Whats the dirtiest thing you have done in bed?

Question

I'm 21 and very adventurous for my age, but I seem to have run out of ideas already. OK, so here are some of the things iv done and am into:making my girlfriend squat over a bowl, I finger her and make her squirt about 10 times or so and then transfer juice to a glass and drink it. I like her to p*ss on me and iv also had her p*ss in my mouth and iv drunk lots of it, iv p*ssed inside of her in both holes till she bursts like a water balloon (probably the funniest thing iv ever seen) I have her stand over me and squirt in my face.. iv poured wine into her vagina and then drank from her. Iv f***ed her in the cinema, public toilets, woods, fingered her in front of people on the train... we have done everything, I need more ideas. She is 38 and even she can't think of any more for us to do. Does anybody have any ideas? and what is the dirtiest thing you have ever done?Thank youDan

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Sounds like you both have built up your immune systems to a rather robust level - without that I would not have suggested the following:

* She could do a rusty trombone for you;

* You could give each other tongue baths in the nether regions;

* You mentioned a public toilet - definitely an entire domain rather than a single check box to be ticked off. Have her get completely naked and lie on the floor next to the toilet, eyes closed, mouth open, while you take a leak into the toilet and "miss" a few streams on her. The nakedness, dirt, , etc., should deliver a real adrenaline rush (did I mention a spotless hotel or top-end restaurant toilet would defeat the purpose - has to be a White Castle or similar grade). For extra credit she can clean the mess you've made around the toilet with her t**ties and tongue. Make sure you have paper towels, mouthwash and perfume on hand to clean up.

* Girlfriend and I would get it on late at night in a NYC subway (Summer is coming up :-) in an empty subway car, or perhaps one with a homeless person in the seat across. At one point as I was giving it to her pretty good from behind, the homeless dude started touching her gyrating t**ties. I did not notice at first, (thought he was just watching), but when I did, I saw that she was letting him do this and getting off on it majorly so I did not intervene. Then he took his pen*s out - really stinky, and I though that was a bit much for the time being, and we left that subway train as it just pulled into the next stop

Jonny_ · Accepted Answer

Meh, I've only went as far as fingering a girl on a crowded bus, I think people tried to ignore the fact it was happening, a passing truck driving took a good perv though lmao, awful really.

hisangel · Accepted Answer

Try making love.

I don't mean vanilla sex. I mean actual intimacy building, caring for the other person, bonding two people sex. I promise you, it will be the hardest thing you ever do.

From one experimenter to another, there are only so many things you can do get an orgasm. You seriously run out of things to do. When you are younger you believe there is an unlimited supply of adventures and there isn't. Usually what happens is eventually you stumble onto something, thinking it's something new to try, and walk away feeling completely dirty and shocked that you sunk that low. But what that is is different for everyone.

Actually having intimacy in sex is the craziest thing you will ever do. And the toughest cause you will always want to go back to getting a quick thrill. It's easier. But making love actually gives you an orgasm 1000 times better than just f***ing. And it stays with you longer.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I don't really know what to say to this...  sounds like you are looking for things with shock value.  I personally haven't gone that far with any of my boyfriends.  The whole water sports thing is kinda ick to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat!  I'm not here to judge, heh.  However, I mean how much further do you want to go?  Already it sounds like you have an imagination that exceeds the normal so I doubt you will find the motivation you are looking for here.

audreymarie21 · Accepted Answer

i agree with another girl that posted, this all seems for shock value, not pleasure.  I have no interest in performing acts just so I can tell people later on and hopefully shock em, I prefer doing things that feel good... granted, some of those things could have led up to pleasure, but the majority were just for sh*ts and giggles.

what-do-guys-want · Answer

Holy f***. I would be scared of what was to be next if I was with you.

SkinnerOne · Answer

OK That's just sick. Sorry... but it is.

Littletad · Answer

That's... very disturbing.

armyguy176 · Answer

oooh 38 sounds gooood. lol

Curiositykilledcat7 · Answer

Got me there I do dirty things in alleyways in the bed already bores me

smplyme19 · Answer

You have done the dirtiest sh*t I have ever heard before lol. I don't think anyone can top that.

Horny_sahm · Answer

Have you tried shock therapy? Or have her wear vibrating panties everywhere you go but you're in charge. Go to a BDSM or swinger party and get more ideas, plus it might be kinda fun! Invite other couples over for a dirty night. Reenact a porn you have watched and film it. Dress up, go to a bar separately, and pretend you are strangers once you flirt a bit discreetly finger her under the table or on the dance floor then move it into the bathroom.

Anonymous · Answer

wow that's gross haha. I think at this point you are being freaky just to do it. I agree with the best answerer, make love and be intimate not just see how nasty you can be. there is no award for that lol