The Burden of a Big Dick?

[Anonymous]

So yeah, I have a rather big penis. Sure it's all great and dandy most of the time, but there are moments where it gets in the way and feels uncomfortable. Much like boobs really. For example, when I wear trunks at the swimming pool, no matter how loose they are, I'll get really self conscious because I'm worried people will look at the massive buldge and think I'm a pervert or something. All my previous girlfriends have said its "way too big" which makes me feel even worse. Every time I get with a girl I worry about what she's going to say when she sees it or grabs hold of it. I've never measured it, but it's definitely well above average. Also I'm white and 1.96m... Anyone else here have this problem?

[AustinMan]

To a lesser degree. I tell my ladies when they back away from him that a baby's head can get through there and that I'm confident that with patience and effort, a good time will be had by all. Once they hear the word patience, they calm down and we do the deed. They even find out he'll fit comfortably up their ass, much to their surprise, though that takes some skill.

[Anonymous]

I don't know why people come on GaG and dress up their fantasies in a question.

[Asker]

Sooooo... You think this is all bullshit euh? Aren't we a wee bit jelly?

[Opinion Owner]

Are you Scottish?

[Asker]

Ye hink sae ye fud?

[Opinion Owner]

fuckin female urinary device. lol

[Asker]

Ah will stick mah bobby atween yer maws tittes.

[Opinion Owner]

If you can find your microscopic penis made worse by the cold you can be my guest.

[Asker]

Cheers mucker, whit is 'er number?

[Opinion Owner]

You've probably used it before, she works for a gay outreach charity and can be reached on their hotline.

[Asker]

Aw shite yer maws' bent?

[Opinion Owner]

No she just empathizes with poor fellows such as yourself and offers support when they wanna come out of the closet.

[Asker]

So she wouldn't mind my cock in or around her mouth :D

[Opinion Owner]

I imagine it'd be similar to when one gets a hair in their mouth, it's not all totally unpleasant but it's irritating. lol

[abc--123]

This is a lesson on come backs well done opinion owner

[Anonymous]

some girls hope they find a guy like you. you just gotta find a girl who likes big dick, thats all :)

[Asker]

Do you think the girls just say "omg it's so big" because they like it? Like I don't think many women would say no to a big penis... I think they have more fun with it!

[Opinion Owner]

probably. they want to compliment you to make you feel better.

[xxbebosxx]

then chop it off

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[sexyphil]

haha nice one.. give it a trim

[Deezyy]

Lmao!

[jdfarmer]

My guess is your wanting women's reaction, for flirting reasons.

[cinderelli]

find a girl who will like it..

[sexyphil]

oh fuck here we go again

[Tarvold]

If you're really big, and in America, your first complaint would be that your dick dips into the toilet water every time you sit down to take a shit.

This is also the reason why I feel sorry for Americans, though it does explain their fascination with shooting things and big trucks.

[fulloflife]

Show off.
😏

[smahala1991]

Plus there's more of a chance you'll get it caught in a zipper

[Anonymous]

Considering I'm a 10 1/2 inch, and it ever had that big of an issue with concealing my penis in clothes, it's obvious this is a fantasy question for responses.

[Asker]

You've never had problems? What do you wear, skirts?

[Opinion Owner]

Clothes that actually fit..

[Anonymous]

Problem? A woman will rock your world, leave the younger ones alone.