What's a funny/embarrassing story about you and your boyfriend/girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

the first time I farted in front of my boyfriend was when I gave him a bj in the back of his truck, we finished and were just talking and I started to tease him about something and I could not stop laughing then I had to pass wind and couldn't hold it cause of my hysterics.it was loud and long . it went from him staring while I laughed to me hiding my face while he laughed harder than I was lol I have never been so embarrassed. what about you guys? ever want to run away and hide from your boyfriend or gf?

[kspytz]

I was 13 my mom was at work. I had a girl from my class who lived in the same apartment building come over after school. We were in my room watching MTV. There was not much place to sit but on my bed. So I lay on my bed and she lays next to me. We started kissing and making out. I had her shirt unbuttoned when with out warning my mom came into my room with an arm full of laundry. We both set up in bed looking really guilty.

I think my mom was even more embarrassed then I was. Suddenly condoms started spearing in my top drawer. Mom never came in my room with out knocking again. She never said anything about me having a girl over or having her practically topless. It was a couple months after that that I invited the next girl over.

[Asker]

Ive had my mom walk in the room with my shirt off and my boyfriend with a bottle of lotion. we don't talk about it either lmao

[ArtistBboy]

(Situation: Me, my best friend, and his girlfriend are at jack in the box for lunch)

My best friend: "Damn man, I can't get anything out of this"

Me: "What? let me see that" *Reaching for the pumpkin pie milkshake he was talking about*

- I started sucking really hard, I couldn't get anything out then all of a sudden:

His girl: "Give that to me" *Extends hand*

- I handed the drink over and scooted closer, this was gonna be interesting

I sh_t you not! She had that whole milkshake down in about 2 minutes, and it was the "large" size (no pun intended). I'm in amazement and laughing intensely with my buddy while she is sitting their laughing her ass off and finishing her meal.

Best regards,

ArtistBBoy

[Asker]

Lmao I guess we don't need proof she makes her boyfriend happy! :D

[Anonymous]

well my boyfriend had an embarrassing one. we were in my truck and I was giving him head. I have a small truck so I was leaning over him with my face towards his balls. and as usual I deep throated him as he was coming, but right when he did he let out a huge smelly fart. he didn't realize it in the heat of the moment I guess, so he continued to push my head down on him as he came, and it went right in my face. it was awful but we both laughed about it for ages.

[Asker]

Hahahah oh wow that's great. accidents like that make the best bondage :D

[Anonymous]

I was giving my boyfriend head one day in his room... just as he was going to nut his mom walked in the room and I pulled away... So as I was pulling away he came and some of it got on my face... OMG I will never forget that day it was so EMBARRASSING... But we all got over it and she likes me again lol

[Asker]

Lmfao, *wipes eyes* "hey mom" thats a good one :)

[Anonymous]

The first time I farted in front of one of my ex bfs was when he was going down on me! It was a quiet one, but he definitely knew - maybe even felt it. Hey, I guess I was really relaxed!

[Asker]

I can relate, one time my boyfriend had my legs over my head and he had his stuff right on me and bam a huge fart. He just looked at me and continued. lmao guys need to beware with our flexibility :P

[OutOfMyElement43]

A girlfriend and I were in bed. Things were really heated up and she whispered or mumbled something. For some reason it reminded me of a line in a move, I forgot what exactly, but I said the movie line. We both started to laugh, and it turned into one of those situations were you try not to laugh, which only makes you laugh harder. We laid there and laughed for about 20 minutes. We couldn't look at each other without busting out in laughter. That was it the mood was over. So there you go, it's proof that being the funny guy can be a complete turn-off!

[Asker]

Thats really funny lol and no funny guys aren't a turn off, just choose your jokes wisely haha but tht one wouldof made me laugh to and not in a bad way :)