Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?

[Anonymous]

[Man_Over_Game]

Yes, but it's advised that you use a condom.

While that sounds funny, you don't want tiny pieces of cucumber in your vajajay, and condoms are intentionally safe, strong, and smooth for this exact reason.

[madhatters4]

as far as i know it is. definitely need to use a new one each time but otherwise one that isn't rotten or moldy (and is cleaned) is probably fine

[Bedlington]

why do you ask and what will be your next question? where do i put the battery's lol

[MadeInAmerica]

Yes as long as you don't rough sex or it might break.

[SmoMan]

Sure, you should put a condom over the cucumber first. Although you can get a decent dildo for about $20 and as long as you take care of it, it will last you a long time.

[EmpatheticLady]

As long as it's clean, I should assume so.

[Whoooooooooo]

Yes, and then serve the cucumber to someone you hate.

[Light_Yagami]

Hand gun is definitely safer

[Strider90]

hahahahahaha

[ThisDudeHere]

Why stop at a cucumber when you can try a watermelon?

[BertMacklinFBI]

a cucumber hasn't killed anyone yet.

you know what isn't safe to masturbate with? the end of a broomstick pointing up.

[JSmuve]

You know what they call that? MasterSplinter.

[BertMacklinFBI]

@JSmuve bahhaaa

[Liusanity]

@jsmuve Nailed it.

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

They recalled cucumbers cause of they were making people sick But being used to masturbate shouldn't be a problem.

[theguyisback]

Put a condom on it 👍🏻 you can even hear it up a little first to get it really warm 👌🏻

[cinderelli]

people should not mix food and pleasure.. :(

[Bimbobambo]

@cinderelli Why not? Why the fuck not? Sometimes I dont understand people on here. This is a not living object, so it hurts NOBODY. Why isn't someone allowed to do with HIS/HER food what she/he wants? Does someone die every someone does it? No. @Asker do what you want, have fun sweetheart. Its not dangerous.

[cinderelli]

@Bimbobambo i wasn't asking her to not do it.. okay.. you can stick a pineapple up your arse for all i care..

[Yumix]

no one said you can't eat them anymore after you plowed your pussy and ass with them 😂😂😂

[cinderelli]

@Yumix i think he totally does that..

[Yumix]

whatever floats you boat haha

[theguanaco]

LMAO

[cinderelli]

@theguanaco who you laughing at? 😂😂😂

[theguanaco]

Your comment to that guy that's gotta hurt haha.

[cinderelli]

@theguanaco LOL.. :D :D he is the one who started it..

[theguanaco]

Yea out of all the fruits and vegetables you chose wisely XD

[LiveFreeorDieHard]

I think im in love with you, can we like marry and have 6 kids lol.

[internet_guy]

yeah if its organic

[James-ice]

Wash it first. And dame need something that big?

[SurströmmingLover]

If you put a condom on it, yes.

[creamylover]

u will be loose.. although its safe

[Anonymous]

u must be a size queen ;)

[Anonymous]

Not for the cucumber!

[Anonymous]

Put a condom on it. Because they carry STD's

[Anonymous]

I could show you but site rules don't allow that. There are many proofs of awesomeness of cucumber masturbation ;)