Girlfriend won't have sex with me because penis is too small?

Question

She told me her last boyfriend did exercises and that my penis is out of shape / just like a fat person can get thin and sexy, my penis can get much bigger. (her words) 

I've been trying and stuff but she still says its too small. We've tried to have sex and she says she doesn't enjoy it and doesn't want to do it unless I get bigger - I've been doing exercises everyday and wearing accessories all day at work in an effort to make progress and I haven't grown much.

I told my 1 best friend and he told me to break up with her, but we've been dating for 2 years and live together - what do I do?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

She's an idiot and you're too because you think it actually works that way. Working out doesn't make your penis get any bigger. Oh and you're dating a bitch. You're together 2 years to the point of living together and she just recently told you she won't have sex until your dick gets bigger? I call bullshit on this entire thing.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

wait so you live together and have been dating for two years? you know what that means? she is probably having sex with someone else because I am 99.9999% certain she can't go that long without having sex because living with a guy that's not family makes you horny! especially your boyfriend!!!

musicbrain5 · Accepted Answer

Break up with her. You've already wasted two years with a size queen bitch and she's also not that smart (she really thinks the penis can get bigger?). She doesn't deserve you.

AmandaLynn1930 · Accepted Answer

She sounds like an idiot :/  Leave her. If she comparing ur dick to her ex, then she's obviously not a very good/nice person...

theanarchistjaguar · Accepted Answer

ok if both of yalls main objectives in this relationship is to have sex both of you need to split up cuz thats so shallow if she's really judging you on penis size its not worth it there are approximately 3 and a half billion other women surely there's another one for you who does not judge penis size

Fearless_Evil · Accepted Answer

Makes you wonder why none of these size queens ever gets any flak for being too big!

Some of these women need to do some keegals or go see a doctor for their big ole holes, you are a human not a farm animal so it should'nt take horse sized penis to satisfy you :|

Suhmer · Answer

If that were true... No men would have small dicks. If men could do exercises to make their dicks bigger... All men would have huge penises.

BumbleBee12 · Answer

I doubt she would like it if you suggested her boobs needed to be bigger!! Same thing

Peter0 · Answer

She's full of sh*t. No such exercises.

SolitaireBond · Answer

Do you mean to tell me that it has only taken her TWO YEARS to realise that you are small.. What is she blind, as well as being stupid.

Betwyn · Answer

So like..  Does your penis do the "Clean and jerk" ?

ichot · Answer

Hahaha, that 100% unanimous vote.

jessicorn · Answer

omg you put up with that for 2 years? you're a saint bro. go find a better girl

Southernman1 · Answer

You shouldn't take that abuse. Find another girlfriend.

AleDeEurope · Answer

Break up with her, cause she's way to stupid xD "Your penis will get bigger if you exercise" hahaha yeah right xD

zorro8888 · Answer

If you don't want to break up with her because of the sex life... at least break up with her for being an idiot.

Xelebrum · Answer

She's clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You'd be better off without her.

poweruser · Answer

Why the fuck is she your girlfriend then?

ElizabethBiersack · Answer

DUMP HER .

Northeast106 · Answer

Yeah that's not gonna work out for you. Best advice is to just break it off with her, if you're too small for her nothing is gonna change that.

squeelz · Answer

Honestly I would work on your oral sex skills that might help if you give great head

Watermelonoma · Answer

you're dating an idiot. And if you believe her when she tells you that "if you just do enough squats, your penis will grow to 7 inches!!!", you may be an idiot too...