Guys and their balls?

Okay so my friend and I (both of us are women) were talking about what it might be like to have balls. Guys, what is it like? Annoying? Irritating? The best experience of your life? We were comparing it to having breasts. For example, we don't really feel the weight of our breasts and we were wondering if having balls was a constant weight between your legs. Really weird question, but we were really curious! XD
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  • I imagine there are a lot of similarities with breasts: Some are big, some are small; some hang tight up against the body, while others hang down lower; it's generally a problem if a person of the opposite gender gets naked and you discover they have them; etc. The only difference is no one expects your balls to be perky like the ones on the swimsuit models, and guys generally don't think about getting ball implants to make themselves more attractive.

    Generally I don't think about mine very much. They're pretty big (because, of course, I've measured them and compared them to scales on the internet... I haven't done much in-person comparison) and on a warm day they hang pretty low, so having the right support for them is key (again, like breasts). I usually wear boxer briefs, but if I'm wearing boxers on a warm day, they'll flop around in a way that is actually quite noticeable.

    There's also the issue of sticking. Scrotal skin is very thin and it's almost like silly putty when it gets damp from sweat. It will stick to whichever leg it happens to be touching and that can lead to the need to make adjustments. If it ever seems like a guy is standing up and awkwardly spreading his legs, he's probably just trying to detach sack from thigh.

    Then, of course, there's the pain aspect. I get the impression that some women's breasts are more sensitive to pain than others, but I'm pretty sure all guys feel a good amount of pain when they take a shot to the pills. My personal problem is that I have tree trunk thighs, so if I move my legs too quickly in a certain direction sometimes, I may end up with my very own version of the nutcracker. This is part of the problem with all of the criticism of "manspreading." I completely agree that there are guys who don't respect the amount of space they take up, but there are those of us who can only squeeze our thighs to a certain point without enduring pain. Also, given the aforementioned low-hangingness, I've accidentally sort of sat on them on more than one occasion. That's not fun.

    But all of that is more of the extreme. In normal activities, they're just there and I don't really have any need or reason to think about them.

  • Haha, it's cute when girls talk about our balls XD Balls are like that super annoying best friend that can't seem to shut up but you love them anyways. For me, I've been hurt a lot down there, so my relationship with them is very bittersweet. The are annoying and irritating and painful and hard to deal with sometimes, but other times, they feel really nice to have them there. It's not a constant weight. I wouldn't say they're like breasts: they're way smaller and actually dangle (boobs rest on your torso, ours hang in open air), they're in a sac of skin that's very thin, and they're WAY more sensitive (my girlfriend did an experiment, didn't end well for me haha). I'd say its pretty different; so yeah, every gender has its own thing haha.

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  • I think your comparison with boobs is a good one, it's not that you realize 100 % of the time you have them, except when you sit down the wrong way. I for myself like mine, and am happy that they're there but I guess that's how our bodies are conditioned :-) It's nice to fondle them (or have them fondled by my partner) and observe them, especially when they are 'in action' during sexual activity.

  • It's less exciting than you'd expect. You don't really notice or feel them during the day. They're just... there. Sometimes they itch which is annoying but it's not a big deal.

  • They can be very annoying some times especially if you hit them wrong, t hey are very sensitive. Some of us are ball or nut happy more then others. When I'm getting off it is the best experience of my life, others times when it's cold outside or I have just taken a shower and they suck up to get warm it's very much irritating. They have a mind of their own some time.

  • The feeling of balls descending and retracting back inside your body is magical.
    #biology
    #temperaturecontrol

  • No they don't really have weight but they constantly get caught/pinched in stuff so you have to readjust them all the time. If you get hit in the balls you'll feel like you're about to throw up and if you get hit hard enough you will throw up. Also when exercising they get super sweaty and slimy and its just all around freaking gross to feel in between your legs and smell. There seriously needs to be a deodorant just for balls. Anyways that's about it.

  • You will never know if you don't ask. Every man is different. I really do not feel the weight of my balls. I really only notice my balls when they are situated in an awkward position. Guys adjust ourselves sometimes. Its not always the penis that needs to be adjusted. Sometimes our balls are in awkward positions.

  • They generally get in the way more than anything.

  • Like anything else that's a part of you. You dont really notice it

  • Essential as they are, they are an annoyance. They are extremely sensitive to getting bumped and if clothes and underwear are snug, they can be painfully squeezed when you sit or change positions. And you have to armor plate them for athletics.

  • No you really don't notice weight, but you do have to frequently readjust yourself, which gets annoying sometimes.

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