How can I tell if my boyfriend has a boner when he has clothes on?

[Anonymous]

How can I tell if my boyfriend has a boner when he has clothes on?

[TheAnswerer]

Some tips:

1-) Check his body language.

Has he suddenly become a little uncomfortable or nervous?

2-) Check where his hands are.

Some males try to hide their erections by pretending to put their hands on their laps, but actually their arms block others' vision so that no one can see the erection.

The tactic I use is to put my right hand on my left lap and release my arm. Try it, and you'll see that the arm is covering the area. To not make it look suspicious, I put my left hand righ next to my right hand. Even if the left hand doesn't hide anything, it shows that my right hand is not there to hide something, but merely because of my posture.

3-) Check his eyes.

Any eye-contacts? No? Is he not looking directly at you?

4-) Listen to him.

What is he talking about? Does he sound comfortable? Is he focused or distracted?

5-) Look at how he sits

Is his body turned towards you, or a wall? Is he deliberately sitting behind another object? (A small table, a pillow, anything that may block your view).

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Now, if he has an erection, there's around 15% chance that none of these "symptoms" will be visible. He may be hiding it well.

Now, I will give you an approximate scaling:

0 Symptoms: 1% possibility of erection, but there is still a possibility. He may be hiding it well.

1 Symptom: I'd say 20% possibility. Chances are very low, because it is probably just a coincidence.

2-3 Symptoms: Around 60% possibility. Not enough to be sure, but there is a chance.

4-5 Symptoms: Around 95% possibility. He is most probably having an erection, but it still may not be one.

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Conclusion: You may never know, but these symptoms may help you guess.

[Wassup]

Sometimes you don't have to see it just the way he acts can show he has one. Ugh I couldn't control myself on this one date and it was really embarassing. I think she definitely noticed. But we ended up going on a 2nd date so it was all good and it was easier to control myself hahaha.

[jacquesvol]

By getting close enough to the 'object' you're interested in: link