Girls do you prefer thick cum or watery cum? And other things I'd like advice on?

[Anonymous]

Okay first off this isn't a horny question it is a question genuinely important to me. See, I'm a porn fan, which is all well and good when I'm nice and busy.. but when I have time off and am not seeing anyone at that time sometimes I have this problem where I get addicted to porn and partake well too often. The result is I have watery cum.. it sprays well, it's real thin. It's supposed to be thick.. I'm kinda' worried I'll never have proper cum again again like when I was a teen. I've found out that "over logging" generally causes it to become watery, but I haven't found out if this can be corrected. Also, is this that bad for my sex life? I mean I know a lot of girls like it really thick.. also I think the thicker the better chance of being fertile right? So.. how much of a problem is it that it's watery? Do any girls prefer it like this?

[AlphaMale1]

Keep your hands off your, "One-eyed uncle" for four days. You will notice when you ejaculate it is back to being what it was before you started, "pumping the well" every day.

I have been with dozens of women and can say from experience that they all have their own thing when it comes to a man's cum. I found the more mature the woman the more she sees it as a fun and exciting thing in her own way. One way to find out is simply ask her if she would like to have you cum inside her, on her breasts, in her mouth or on her face. You may be surprised what she says. And you will learn another thing about what she likes and dislikes while having sex.

[Asker]

Ah thanks dude. I hope you're right man. I mean ideally I want to test myself see how long I can go without flogging my one eyed eel, skinning my sausage, making my bald man cry.. or at least if I do make sure I do it into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister will eat, or at least I hope she will... haha sorry man I just love referencing that awesome Game of Thrones line any opportunity I get.

[zippididooda]

I just wanted to pass on a little anecdotal advice I heard once. Eating celery is supposed to cause you to "thicken up". I'm a guy but I also think women like it thicker, but I don't know why. I've seen them say they like it shot all over their chest. Maybe it gives a more "filling" sensation, too.

[Asker]

Ah yeah I forgot about celery. Hate it though. It tastes of flowers to me. Bitter. I tried flowers petals out of curiosity, and the stem, probably stupid but I live in the UK so not so dangerous here. Anyway I tried it and it's bitter. That's what celery tastes like to me haha. Women also seem to like being sprayed, like by a hose or some such, in summer at least y'know. Well the watery version can be like that, good at spraying, shoots damn far. Well, I suppose it's a good thing there are clear advantages to both, that at least it doesn't just into like black tar or something as really who would like that.

[LaurenGrace]

Wow such a loaded question.
The reason your cum becomes fluid like is you aren't letting your sperm develope and what you are ejaculating is mostly semenal fluid with a very small sperm count.
If you want it to get thicker lay off the wanking for a week or two and let your army of sperm amass and mature.

[Dexamethasone]

That's right but how can someone hold it so long? Would you stop having sex for two weeks or even masturbating if your sex drive was high?

[WillowTree]

You should probably go to a fertility clinic. The doctors there can answer your questions better than we can. They can also show you what your sperm looks like and analyze it for you. They can tell you how strong your boys can swim up stream.

[Asker]

Ah well thanks but I don't actually care about that. I don't want biological children as the world is over populated and if I want to be a father I intend to adopt a child that someone else brought into the world and rejected or discarded, which breaks my heart. I'm just concerned about my sex life here.. y'know how women will feel about my cum, basically, to be blunt.

[WillowTree]

Yeah, they check that too and can give you a solid answer on why your sperm is so watery and what you can do about it or if it's normal or just going to stay that way. Just ask them whatever questions matter more to you with regards to your semen thickness.

[Asker]

Oh okay well thankyou :)

[Randacarn]

i always have it where if i cum very quickly its very thick yet if i go for while say half an hour to an hour its really thin maybe you should try and see if its to do with how long you last

[skaikrasha]

I don't think it would particularly matter to me. If I had to choose, I guess something inbetween? But as long as he cums, I'm good. 😛

[goldfinch23]

Long time ago I read some article and scientists were saying after approx 1000 ejaculations sperm losing quality. About watery thing, I believe if you will be able to resist for few days, your sperm become thick again.

[Asker]

Really? Wow. I hope so.

[BillieJean1070]

I prefer it thick... just my humble opinion.

[Apope16]

Marry me. Lol. Im just surprised. I didn't think chics liked that.

[sicosico]

As long as it is cum and it is for me and in me I don't really mind either

[Anonymous]

Neither, cum is gross either way. No girl wants cum on her, she just pretends to in order to satisfy the man.

[Asker]

That's not true and I think that's narrow minded of you to insist that no girl likes cum. I find oysters disgusting but I don't insist no one really likes them. Telling people things about themselves, speaking for a whole demographic, is not cool. Some girls love it.

[AlphaMale1]

From personal experience I strongly disagree. I will share one example. One of my ex girlfriends surprised me one evening. She called me and told me she had a surprise for me only if I came over right away. when I got there she talked one of her girlfriends into doing a 3some. Nancy had one condition. I had to cum in her, not her friend. I later asked her why. She told me she loves my cum because it belonged to her. That is one of the most erotic things she ever said to me. And she is still the best lover I have had in my life. Should have married that crazy hillbilly! :0)

[goldfinch23]

You can't judge people based on yourself. I've been dating girl and she was eager to swallow every time because she likes the taste. Some girls don't like to swallow but like it on their breasts. Some girls just don't mind. And some girls (like you) don't like it at all.

[AlphaMale1]

@goldfinch23 I agree 100%. I did forget to mention that no two girls are alike. Personally, I have 45 years of sex to base what I say on with around 70 or so partners. What I knew about sex when I was a teen and in my twenties is nothing compared to what I know today. And I would trade what I know today for nothing. When I find an attractive woman around my age who is healthy, happy, honest and fun to be with and who has few sex hang-ups I will have found my keeper. In a few decades you will understand.

[goldfinch23]

@AlphaMale1 nothing offensive, but I think I have more experiences than most of the people in my age. I've been lucky to pick the right job and meet the girls who are willing to have some fun. I've tried everything you can imagine. I like the most of it. 😀

[AlphaMale1]

@goldfinch23 Wise man. :0) A couple of the rules I had back in my "male slut" days was no married women and only do women who were in good shape and attractive. You may wonder how. My first wife was was very beautiful (that is why I married her. I really did not love her). She had piles of women mags like Woman's World, Cosmopolitan, Self, etc. I used to read those mags and found it interesting the articles that had women describing what they liked in men. When we divorced I subscribed to a few of them to keep learning. I learned how to become a little of what kind of man this type of women like right down to wearing baggy boxer shorts. Not sure if that is still on their list. What worked back then still seems to be attractive to women of my generation.

[Asker]

@goldfinch23 What are you a porn star or wall street guy? Maybe a record guy? Feature film producer, CEO, corporate lawyer, please don't tell me it's politics?

[goldfinch23]

I've been working as bartender. But this particular bar, was part of 2 brothels. So you can imagine I have had a lot of teachers 😉. In here I tried literally all kinky stuff.

[WillowTree]

Speak for yourself. And for some of us it's best to let him cum ON our bodies rather than IN our bodies, you know?