What's with the guys on gag lying about the size of their junk? Why can't you be honest and happy with what you've got?

[MissMickey]

Am I the only one that thinks this is annoying? Any post that has anything to do with penises and suddenly there are 30 guys commenting, claiming they have a 9 inch member, "honest". You boys realise we know you're lying out your a$$ don't you? 15% of men are above 7 inches, and of those few, 3% of them are above 8 inches. So it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for you all to be more than that. It is painfully obvious. What is the big deal anyway? The only reason you should care about the size of your junk is when women do, and 99% of the time, we honestly don't give two sh#ts. As long as it's big enough to actually penetrate, then who cares. Sex is sex, and if you're as good at it as you think you are, then it won't matter if you have an above or below average prick. I'm not even going to go into those questions guys write that are always along the lines of: "Girls, is (insert above average size in inches here) big enough? Am I below average" knowing full well that the number you wrote was well above average. Pity fishing crap like that is just annoying. Stahp. Suppose this is more of a rant than an actual question at this point, so I guess I should round it off with an actual question. Boys: Why do you blatantly lie about the size of your dick and why do you blatantly (and very annoyingly) play dumb when it comes to knowing what the average size is?

[cheeky_starfish]

Perhaps some guys are just insecure about their 'size', or they just want to show off and get attention from girls, even if it means having to greatly exaggerate! haha I've seen questions from girls asking things like 'Are my DD boobs big enough?' or 'Am I attractive?' when they are clearly model material! haha Whether it's an insecurity thing, or an attention seeking thing, both genders are guilty of this kind of thing on this site and yes, it is kinda annoying! haha

[AEther]

how dare you suggest i don't really have a 28" penis?
that's it flaccid ofcourse. :-P

i think it's insecurity from watching porn, if you watch a lot of porn 9" is the perceived average so peeps don't want say they are (from that perspective) freakishly small.

[redeyemindtricks]

ahah, cute... except for the part where you came on here to say that YOUR boyfriend's plantain is 8.75 inches when it's not even fully erect.
Like, what, 16 hours ago?
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q2061123-girls-do-u-know-ur-partner-s-dick-size-if-yes-how-did-u-find-out

LOL
pot, kettle, etc

[MissMickey]

Yeah, and? I was complaining about it, not bragging about it. And the reactions I got from that are exactly why I wrote this. So thankyou for posting that link. Saved me the trouble :)

[redeyemindtricks]

😂😂 Girl I'm sorry, but, I can't bring myself to believe that a woman actually whipped out a ruler or tape and measured a penis to the nearest millimeter. Especially if the boy himself didn't care.

[MissMickey]

Sorry, your comment doesn't make any sense. Every partner I've had has been average size, I apologise for getting excited and measuring my boyfriends dick haha. You sound very boring if you 'can't bring yourself to believe' that a girl would fool around with her man. And that last part about him not caring? That makes the least amount of sense.

[redeyemindtricks]

It's not the "fooling around" part that's hard to believe -- it's the quantitative measurement part. Quantitative measurements are pretty much strictly a boy thing. I mean... I'm even a fitness competitor, for God's sake -- in other words, I'm around women whose chosen professional endeavor literally *depends* on quantitative body measurements -- and even THOSE women don't really measure stuff, much. It's still all about looking in the mirror and making subjective or relative judgments. The same tendency trickles all the way down to "ratings out of 10". Boys do this all the time for girls. Girls almost NEVER rate boys out of 10... unless a boy asks them to.

[Cosytoasty]

lmao you made her deactivate :P

[redeyemindtricks]

@Cosytoasty ahah what the hell😂😂

[ButteredToast]

Downvoted for making her deactivate. I liked her. Why must the good die young? Why? Fuark.

[Tenseven]

@Redeyemindtricks. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 for making someone deactivate. Precious! 😉

[EllieLexis513]

Inferiority complex is all, just like girls lie about their boobs. Almost every girl on here has said they have like a D or DD cup but we all know that several of these chicks are lying.

[MissMickey]

That's why they need an actual profile picture. Hiding behind anon and claiming to have huge, perfect boobs is just as bad as claiming to have a huge dick haha

[EllieLexis513]

Well, I have a D cup, but I can't put pics up because I'm a teacher and I'm not gonna have my profile pic being my boobies lol, but I've had people on here rate my pictures privately through email or Facebook so they know I'm real. But I've actually seen girls who go out of their way to talk about their boobs being huge and then on another Take or question say they weigh like 105lbs. Girl, you do not have no damn DD weighing 105lbs. Sorry. Lies.

[MissMickey]

I don't know how much 105 pounds is in kg but it sounds small haha

[EllieLexis513]

I think it's like 47 or 48kg

[redeyemindtricks]

If a woman is wearing a bra that actually fits correctly -- which most American women don't, not even sort of -- a D-cup isn't even that big.

This girl wears a PROPERLY fitted D cup, and her tits are anything but "huge":
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1875012-blatant-attention-grab-rate-her-10

The problem is that US bra manufacturers, for some reason, just don't make anything bigger than DDD, and the fitters at places like VS will lie their asses off to keep girls within the store's size range.
Most US women who are wearing D- and DD-cup bras SHOULD be wearing at least a couple of cup sizes bigger (with a smaller band). There should be absolutely no quad-boob or side-boob happening at all.

[MissMickey]

Jesus..

[EllieLexis513]

Lol, I know, right?

[SovereignessofVamps]

I asked a Q about how long guys last and the answers from both guys and girls were just awful People just say anything.

[summiter]

Guys like to also brag about how many girls they have had sex with... most if it is over inflated. The funny part is most guys will never admit that they masturbate when almost every one of them does! Your thoughts?

[Cosytoasty]

Haha, you're new here, welcome :)

[abundantlyrich]

Size of Penis - size of real brain

[Bandit74]

Maybe gag just attracts guys with massive dicks.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Im only 6 inches so I tend to avoid those questions 😣

[Fearless_banana]

I'm actually 14 inches OP

[dudeman]

i am honest. im over 8 inches and 6 around. i got the hammer.

[NotTheFBI]

So... you think I'm lying? *unzip* :v
Some guys think it'll get them sex... until she sees what you really working with. :v

[tfan1]

Honestly my penis is 6.2 inches long erect 🙂

[singlebee]

I never lied about my size.. it's 6.2 and I am hell happy with it.

[Jayded1]

I have 6 inches and its done me fine all my life, lol. I had a friend who was legit 9 inches and girls would not have sex with him or break up because it was to uncomfortable, also he said blow jobs were terrible because a girl couldn't really get her mouth around it. To hell with that i say. Ill take my average little guy over that any day, lol. (Though if i could be 7 id take it)

[redeyemindtricks]

Lol she deactivated, I think my opinion was too much for her 😂😂 What does LENGTH have to do with whether a woman's mouth would fit around?

[Jayded1]

@redeyemindtricks It is pretty damn rare that you have a 9 inch dick and its thin. Girth was his problem.

[ThatBritishLad]

It'd be funny if it was actually the truth and they were very self conscious about being tripods.

[ThePetSquirrel]

Why does everyone assume that I'm lying when I say I have a 13-inch cock? You don't know me!

[MissMickey]

Statistics are not in your favour, friend.

[ThePetSquirrel]

No, but genetics are. ;)

[gobsmacked3]

how do you know we are lying unless you have seen?

[Thisperson98]

Welcome to the internet.

[anonman32]

i never did because i have nothing to lie about.

[hotstuffSRD]

I'm 6 inch 2 centimetre
It's like half centimetre away from 7 😂
I want it to be 8
And I've also seen that shit
Most guys here are 8 inches or above 😂
So either they all lie or penis enlargement surgeries are being done for free 😶
Who knows :P
Just enjoy this place and take positive opinions and ignore negative ones 😊

[Polocrew]

Lmao something gag tiny nerds would say

"Virgins are my preference"
"Fat chicks are hot"
"Small boobs are hot"

[MissMickey]

Saying what people wanna hear kinda thing

[Anonymous]

I'm not into the whole dick exagerating thing. I don't lie about the size of my dick. I'm 5 inches on a good day!

[Anonymous]

I never lie about my 2 incher.

[Anonymous]

Why do girls say size doesn't matter when it clearly does?