WHERE ARE THE MEN?

SmokemJay Xper 5

Why do soon many guys on here worship pussy? WTF!!! I tell girls I'm a virgin and they've offered to help me (in the past)? But due to childhood issues and shit I wasn't confident in myself so I turned them down... But Im confident as fuck now. If my date Friday night doesn't want to have a relationship or do anything sexual, guess who wins? ME!!! IM GOING TO BUST MY NUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!

THIS won't GET YOU LAID!!!

Why do SO many guys give females this imaginary power? We have porn and video games for christ sakes!!! NO WOMAN is OBLIGATED to please us!!! As of late I've been seeing a plethora of lame ass sorry ass men BLAMING everyone else for THEIR problems... WTF is going on? I get it, if you're in high school , but WE DON'T LIVE THAT LONG!!! Get a hobby and focus on that instead, DO SOMETHING GREAT!!! GET RICH FUCK A HOOKER DO SOMETHING!!!

Look I get it I still get shit from family members but I at least can get a date... by the way if you're spending stupid amounts of money to get a girlfriend and then get laid... TURN OFF THE NETFLIX. All you have to do is meet up for coffee or a slice of pizza listen to everything she says while giving feedback and HAVE FUN... YOU WIN EITHER WAY!!!

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LMFAOOOOOOO!!! MY bad... Im NOT going to RAPE her ANON!!! I HAVE PORN!!! I

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Most Helpful Guys

TheInvisibleMan Xper 6
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"porn and video games" that sounds exciting, and something to be proud of :/ but, you do have point, too many guys here act like women are these perfect creatures and think if they humiliate themselves women will like them
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- SmokemJay
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  God bless you!!! I mean you could replace it with anything. I lift and I'm an active member in my union so i rarely get time for fuckery... But life is WAY more than coochie and women as if they ALONE can bring us happiness...
OrdinaryGentleman Guru
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M8 we don't worship pussy, you just make a big deal about it. If any girl saw the shit they'd be long gone.
PS most dudes here have gotten fucked.
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- SmokemJay
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  If you don't worship it thats cool. Im talking about the guys who are constantly going on about how happy they would be if they had some cooch as if these guys don't have hobbies...
- OrdinaryGentleman
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  They are bloody sad and need to fuck, what's the problem.
- SmokemJay
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  Agreed!!!
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- OrdinaryGentleman
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  Im disagreeing with you m8. Them not getting fucked is the problem.

Most Helpful Girls

Anonymous
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Is it just me, or does statue dude look like he's about to have a long lunch at the Y?
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- SmokemJay
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  Nah she's probably going to fuck someone else because that fag is worshipping her...
- Deadpool76992
  +1 y
  Wait... he's a fag... because he "worships pussy"... how the fuck does that work?
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  @Deadpool76992 No... Women do NOTTTTT fuck men that worship and put them on a pedestal...
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- Deadpool76992
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  Yeah i get that... I just mean that you said that if a guy worships pussy he's a fag... meaning gay... because he's obsessed with pussy. Which really makes no sense the way you worded it.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Being on a pedestal sucks because you aren't a real person to the guy. He sees you as an object he desires badly, not a human.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  @Deadpool76992 I get where you're coming from. Nothing wrong with loving women and pussy but most dudes that do don't get any... and do shit they see on tv/movies then get mad lol.
- Deadpool76992
  +1 y
  Yeah haha i agree with you. I'm just kind of an annoying grammar Nazi that felt like pointing that out hah
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Yup you're completely right. I've honestly never thought of it that way but that has to be annoying for women to deal with. At least you can get free shit lol.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Getting free shit from guys is like applying for a free credit card. You're gonna get billed in DRAMA.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Girls who lead girls on for free stuff or attention are like guys who lead girls on for sex or an ego boost. They think their getting away with something, but they're really just heaping a bunch of bullshit into their lives.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Can you give an example of the billing in the end? I mean in my case I took this chick out and after I dropped her off she went to fuck her side piece or whatever... that happened twice when i was 19. I stopped spending so much on dates because a lot of women are unappreciative and thats not what most women want... A simple slice of pizza while getting to know each other will do. Hell at least the asshole men and women are getting laid what happens to the spineless guy lol. Goes home to watch porn lol. And doesn't water seek its own level...
- Opinion Owner
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  You being pissed at her is the billing. Get enough people pissed and drama occurs. If the chick intentionally tries to induce special favors (as opposed to the guy doing it out of the blue), she attracts even more dramatic situations. That manipulation crap is bait for unstable people. I totally agree on not spending much on dates. That's trying to "game the system" in a way that just doesn't work. You can't buy her authentic interest, so don't try. If she throws a fit, see it as the big ol red flag of a drama creator.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  I agree 100 % can't buy love and attraction for women takes a while. Thats what some little boys see in movies and tv. Nerd takes her out to some fancy restaurant and wins her heart in the end over the bad guy after messing something up... I was giving advice to a kid (13, father recently passed) and I felt really bad because his mother was trying to make it seem like the sister and her friend teasing the boy was the right thing to do all because he was masturbating. That can make a boy feel ashamed of exploring their sexuality.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  People lay way too many sexual hangups on each other.
Anonymous
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I don't think you've gained confidence I think you've gained arrogance.
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Arrogance? Because Im not putting women on a pedestal?
- Opinion Owner
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  No, it's how you came across when you phrased your rant. Random women shouldn't be put on a pedestal, but damn, don't judge the men that do that. It's their life. Just like how I'm not telling you off for watching porn when a lot of women bitch about that. But especially since some people have found a man or woman who DESERVES to be put on a pedestal, is why I say don't judge every guy.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  OHHH!!! Ok I hear you.
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- Opinion Owner
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  Yeah bro you do you tho by the way good job on gaining self confidence. That's really hard to do for some people.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Thank you 👍🏾. I just do whatever is going to make me happy. It was hard when I lived with my abusive mother and it took me 5 fucking years to get where I am today, makes me want to shed a tear lol. I went through a lot of self help books...

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Chico_brah Yoda
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TLDR. I love pussy though boyo
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woefulfairies Xper 4
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I'm pretty confused by your rant. some parts sound misogynistic but others sound pretty agreeable.
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Im telling men not to worship women... Which parts are misogynistic?
Phoenix98 Master
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What?
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Negrodamuss Explorer
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Who's your favorite porn star?
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Sophia Castello homie!!! You look like a pinky man lol...
- Negrodamuss
  +1 y
  A pinky lol. That's a first
ThatBritishLad Guru
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What are you even saying mate?
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Im tired of the pussy worshippers...
- ThatBritishLad
  +1 y
  Gotta put it more blatantly next time, otherwise people aren't gonna listen.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  I agree, went on a rant... Just so tired of the ass worshippers.
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- ThatBritishLad
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  It's all good boo, stay safe out there.
Autumn-Bunny Yoda
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Didn't read!
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Not to the point? What didn't you like about it?
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  I didn't read it so I don't know but it's long
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  I mean it does look poorly organized I don't know how to make it nice like how some gagers do theirs... Any hints or tips?
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- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  Yes but I'm lazy rn
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  LMFAAAOOOO!!! Yea I'm just tired of these ass worshipping guys who think women are their ONLY way to happiness, we can die any day yada yadda etc... Do other GAGERS use powerpoint? I wanted something nice looking...
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  Lmao yeah pathetic... wait so you're not into women?
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  LMFAOOO!!! ASS!!! I am into women but if I don't get laid Friday night, Im not gonna go blaming all women for dating "bad boys" (cringe, i hate that term, sounds gay) and not wanting to fuck me. I was put here on this earth to make myself happy and if that means turning on them explicit movies and playing with my giggle stick then so be it.
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  Who says giggle stick... that's weird.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Saw it on MadTv and it sounds funny as fuck to me LMAFOOOO!!!
  Starts at 2:04
  https://youtu.be/yd3rCg4pIDg
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  Didn't watch Lmao
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  LMFAAAAOOO!!! YOUR SUCH AN ASS!!! 😒
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  Yeah that's the same thing your mom said last night
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  You take that back dickhead 😤.
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  No regerts Lol
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  LMFAOOOO!!! https://www. google. com/url? sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjn4fTe74jQAhVH74MKHfwyABsQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww. quickmeme. com%2FPS4-Sith-Lord&psig=AFQjCNGwj4IULu7hF2W8hI6--2RVWeM8-w&ust=1478134892265500
- SmokemJay
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  www.google.com/url
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  Dude your link didn't work and im too lazy to copy and paste it.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Im getting old I suck at this 😂
- Autumn-Bunny
  +1 y
  If you say so
MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah Xper 7
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I don't worship it, I fuck it bro
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Better to be man than pussy worshipper...
- MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah
  +1 y
  Eat, game, party -> fuck
Blitzkrieger Guru
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"We have porn and video games for christ sakes!!"

Its time for you to go outside man, maybe go to a party? Talk to some real people.
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Look i get you're trying to be funny but you missed the part where I said I have a date this weekend...
- Blitzkrieger
  +1 y
  I didn't read everything, it was too cringe.
- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  Oh well... Not to the point? Should I have made it shorter?
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- Blitzkrieger
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  Yeah maybe.
Anonymous
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Definitely not worshipping other cocks.
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Anonymous
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"IM GOING TO BUST MY NUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!"

So you're going to rape her if she doesn't at first consent? Mmmkay.
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- SmokemJay
  +1 y
  LMFAOOOO!!! Rape is bad mmmkay... But seriously i gots porn not into the rape thing...