What's the least painful way to have anal sex?

I want to try it but I've heard horror stories!

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  • The anus will stretch if you do it slowly. If you're really interested, you can get a '3 Prong Anal Speculum' on E-Bay. Some of them have an adjustable screw that controls how much it is open. You can insert it and then open it a little bit at a time to gently stretch your anus. If you do it yourself you can control it so it gently stretches without hurting. Just practice until you get to 'the right size', then go for it!

    • Now that is a great example: Stretch your anus until every time you fart you crap your pants because there is no more muscle control!!!!!!!

    • Fortunately, it doesn't work that way. After all, does your anus stay 'loose' after you take a dump?