"A clean beaver always finds more wood". Is this true?
CheerGirl38139Guru
This was a magazine ad from a couple of years ago.
Is this true? I didn't imagine wood was that difficult to find in the first place.
Just wondering.
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I'm not sure where so many people are getting the idea this has something to do with hair or shaving.
It says CLEAN beaver, not bald beaver. 😂😂✌
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BvroonYoda
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I would say so. I mean I shouldn't be able to smell you before you undress because you can't or won't keep yourself clean, and I know this sounds mean, but if I happen to smell you before I even see you that is a huge red flag for me, and if given the opportunity to embarrass you I will call out "LOW TIDE" Don't misunderstand me, I understand that being on your cycle will affect both your condition downstairs, but at the same time you can address the curse of Aunty Flo in such a way that you won't smell terrible. Additionally on the flip side I also believe there is no reason guys can't take care of themselves either and nothing is more irritating to me than to walk by or be near a guy who quite frankly smells like ass. Context is everything, if the person is working out, or through the course of doing his or her job (labor grade jobs) ends up smelling a little that is understandable. If on the other hand you just stink because you don't care, are lazy or both, I find this unacceptable. If your excuse for poor hygiene is "your a guy" Ah no, that is just an excuse and I would call bullshit on that.
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Bandit74Master
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I feel like most beavers can find wood fairly easily regardless of cleanliness. The clean ones might end up keeping the wood for longer tho.
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redeyemindtricksGuru
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Lol. Apparently there were some equivalent ads, with "knobs" and "peckers", aimed at the boy contingent. incrediblethings.com/.../
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Personally, I've always gotten a kick out of Benefit ads. Whoever Benefit's marketing people are, they're VERY good at pulling a chuckle or two out of subjects that are all too often annoying or worse.
as long as you keep your beaver washed and shaven, warm and fed, treated right, she will always find wood. most beavers prefer nice big thick long pieces of wood. like miine, my wood is a solid clean and shaven piece of wood. i oil it all the time to keep the out smooth so that it slides easily.
I bushy beaver (as long as frequently showered and kept clean) is so much more beautiful and very likely to get me turned into hardwood with white stuff flowing out of me and into you. I respond to natural much more than shaved. After I explode, the beaver will have to be cleaned again.
Eh, seems like just another phrase to shame women's bodies. Like you have to be perfectly clean shaven to be attractive to men. It's dumb.
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CheerGirl38139
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actually the ad had nothing to do with shaving.
ekc8295
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Well what was the ad for? Feminine cleaning products? From just the picture alone I can't imagine what exactly they'd be trying to sell with that phrasing.
CheerGirl38139
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YEP.
SvetlanaSavachenkoExplorer
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I'm constantly cleaning my beaver!
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NeverrrmoreExplorer
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That is awesome and definitely true. Nobody wants dirty beaver fever.
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Katie1964Guru
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Can't speak to how much wood a dirty beaver finds but my beaver is clean and has no problem finding wood.
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Uncut
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Now that's a nice beaver
OlderAndWiserEditor
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It depends. Are you talking about beavers literally? :)
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matchrestoreEditor
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I mean the bever should probably not let itself go, but if it decides to leave a leave a small patch of itself unkempt, that would be ok.
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summiterMaster
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These are funny! I do like a clean beaver though!
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LovelyColleenXper 6
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A properly trimmed beaver attracts all the wood it could possibly need, and more...
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CheerGirl38139
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SO... it doesn't actually have to be clean...
LovelyColleen
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Well, clean is assumed... of course, if you're going to take the trouble to groom your beaver, you're going to clean her too... wouldn't you agree?
well personaly I don't know much aboit beavers but I think that no matter what type of beaver it'll find more wood
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JuicyBrainYoda
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This makes absolute sense. Nothing more needs to be said.
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abc3643Master
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Yes.
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abc3643
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REPLY TO UPDATE:
Clean/Bald - it doesn't matter. The less "crap" of any form down there, the better. It's just that simple.
TheDevilInsideGuru
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As an ex biologist, I can tell you that how clean a beaver is, doesn't affect the amount of wood it can get. It all depends on how hard the beaver works.
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JimRSmithEditor
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All stands to reason - unclean beaver can give your fever.
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Andru13Xper 4
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Basically what it's saying is a clean beaver (girl) will find more wood (cock). Moral of the story is guys don't want no stank as girls. Shower.
As a marketing major, I found it pretty forking hilarious. :)
beaves11Xper 5
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As an expert I would agree...
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ThisDudeHereMaster
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Well in reality more wood would flow towards a clean beaver. But then again the beaver doesn't exactly let the wood know that it's clean otherwise it's a beaver slut.
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WhereIsMyMindXper 7
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No because if someone has a hairy beaver but is really attractive they can still get plenty of wood, and that wood wouldn't know it's hairy until they pull down her trousers and take a look at it. And by then I don't think the wood will care.
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CheerGirl38139
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It doesn't say bald. it says clean. Has nothing to do with hair
WhereIsMyMind
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Because "clean" also means "clean-shaven". But yeah, if you mean clean in a sanitary way obviously people are going to prefer that.
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