Have you ever been caught watching porn?

[tammymac]

Have you ever been caught watching porn, if so by who, and what was the other persons reaction, what was your reaction to being caught.

[Euro-Raver]

Umm my dad. He just sort of said "oh" closed the door and went away.

My mom, she just was like "oh shit" and she closed the door and left.

My girlfriend who found my porn stash on my computer and we just sorta laughed it off, but never actually been caught masturbating by her.

I know back when I lived in germany it was normal for a group of friends to go in the bushes and masturbate (like not right next to each other but in the same area). Has nothing to do with the topic but just popped into my head cause I never see or hear about people doing that here. And for those of you going eww that's pretty normal in Europe.

[tammymac]

Yeah it's called a circle jerk

[teeeeem]

I ONCE GOT CAUGHT BY MY BEST FRIEND WAS PRETTY FUNNY,I WAS AT A PORNO THEATER IN N.Y.C.JERKING OFF AND WAS CAUGHT BY THIS COUPLE BUT THEY ENDED UP SITTING NEXT TO ME AND THE WOMAN JERKED OFF ME AND THE GUY SHE WAS WITH, ALSO ABOUT 6 OTHER GUYS MOVED TO SIT NEXT TO US AND WERE ALL JERKING OFF THERE WAS ANOTHER COUPLE TO THE FAR LEFT OF US AND SHE WAS GIVING HIM A BLOWJOB A LOT OF GUYS STARTED GOING THERE TO JERK OFF TO WAS A CRAZY SCENE.FORGET ABOUT THE MOVIE EVERONE IN THE THEATER WAS JERKING OFF GETTING BLOWN OR FUCKING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[Anonymous]

Gah! The only time I've ever been caught watching porn/masturbating was by my brother when I was fourteen(I was doing it under a blanket, but I guess it was easy to tell). He laughed, but I think it was more out of shock than anything. Then he just walked away.

I couldn't psychologically do anything again until a month or two later really late at night, I was so embarrassed. D:

[tammymac]

I got caught touching myself by my Mom, I still remember what she said and when I think about it my ears still burn lol

[gravygirl]

Yeah, one time I was drunk and horny and had a whole bunch of sites pulled up on the computer that I forgot to close. He saw them in the morning and teased me about it. I gave it right back to him because I know he looks at a hell of a lot more porn than I do. It wasn't a big deal, he wasn't like threatened by it or something. Actually I think he thought it was kind of hot.

[tammymac]

Your boyfriend I'm guessing?

[gravygirl]

Ah yes, my boyfriend. Left that detail out, didn't I?

[HaggardDiva]

Yes, I have been caught watching porn, by several boyfriends. Some sat down and joined me and we had sex. And some were just like "wow, I didn't know you did that." I was fine with it. As long as it's not my parents or my kids, I don't care if someone catches me.

[archer86]

I deliberately got caught watching porn by mother just to piss her off. I was at home and knew she was visiting so I downloaded a bunch of porn pics onto my screen saver, rented a hardcore porn and showed it right when she walked in. Her scream was quite amusing!

Did one step better a few years ago. I hired an escort and we made out on my couch just before my mother arrived! Now THAT was hilarious!

[jackkennit]

i used to stay up late and jerkoff to porn so my girlfriend two daughters(5 and 7) would maybe catch me and they did one night I had my d*** out jerking off to guys jerking off in girls mouth and I could hear them spying on me one of them saying "whats he doing" so I started jerkin it faster until I shot my wadd it squirted all over and I heard one of them say "omg did you see that stuff shoot out"