Why do women hate sex so much?

Especially hot women, they seem to hate it. Here's the logic behind this. 10 reasons why women hate sex. 1. You call oral sex a "JOB" We call oral sex, like a dance. lets do the "lingus!" 2. Why do we have to pay money in order for you to do it? Normally, if you have to pay someone to do something, they normally would not do it for free. Otherwise you wouldn't have to be paying for it. Either way if your a whore or not, a man still ends up paying for it in some way or another. 3. Men always offer d*** to women all the time. Were talking 5 times a day at least... how often do women offer pussy?- just about never. Its like we've won the god damn lottery when that happens. 4, For a woman to get laid, all she has to do is open her legs, in order for a man to get laid he has to be tall, good looking, rich, somewhat muscular, and have nice shoes. 5. Do you ever hear a guy go "oh honey I'm not in the mood... oh sweetie, I have a headache." NO.. People normally bring up excuses for sh*t you don't really want to do. Why in the world would someone go.. You know, I just hate money, I really don't want that million dollars, that briefcase is too heavy.. I'm tired of having all this cash.. no thank you." 6. Even when a man is in a relationship in order for a man to get laid he has to lie about having sex even when both people KNOW sex is going to happen.. "yeah come upstairs to come and look at my "PET ROCK" collection... it will be fun. Come on now. 7. When women have sex its always by "accident" like she stepped in a pile of poo. "i don't know, I was just really drunk." and things like "it just kinda happened." 8. In order to have sex, she has to get drunk. Like if she's from the civil war, and has to drink in order to cut off a limb. 9. Sex is always a secret. Like when women have sex, its like they just robbed a bank. (don't tell anyone I did something I hate and now I regret it... it was a "mistake." like they just ate a sh*t sandwich by accident. 10. They have to have sex with the lights off. "oh god, if this is going to happen, I don't want to see it."
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For all the people that are "offended" by this.. Fuck you. If you can't tell its not a serious post by number 1.. then f*** off.
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am I going to have to shoot this down MYSELF? One of the best arguments is that women have thousands of more sexual nerve endings than anything a man has. That's not opinion, that's fact.
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  • Damn your are so wrong! Your way thinking is really screwed up!

    1. "BlowJob" is just name. Take Job out and its "BLOW" which is coccaine.

    2. You know how many girls I have slept with without spending a penny on them? Yeah sure, If I take a girl out to eat, I will cover the bill because is the polite thing to do. If your gonna try to get a girl by spending lots of money on her, she is gonna take advantage of it, or She is really gonna be turned off by it. I had random girl at a club run up to me saying "get me away from this guy, he keeps bragging about how much money he has"

    3. If your women never initiate sex with you, you are terrible in bed. Learn how not be greedy. Stop learning from p*rn. It's not over when you cum. Also, on average, most girls I dated want to have sex about 2 or 4 times a week, not everyday.

    4. Be tall, good looking, nice shoes, rich, muscular? Your kidding right?

    *Tall - I am 5'6 and I have dated girls taller me. Am I tall? No! Proves you wrong

    *Good looking - Looks help but not a lot. What attract women is your goals, the things you do for fun, the way you are, the way you speak, how you interact with other people, the way your friends treat you. Looks, very little. Oh now don't end up looking like a bum, be groomed, good sense of hygiene.

    *Rich - Come on, I make only 20,000 $ a year. Your brain washed from media

    *Muscular - I admit, I work out 5 times a weak. But that's not to get women is to keep myself in shape. Being in good shape as oppose to fat communicates your good genes.

    5. You are desperate for sex. I guarantee you, if your getting laid, you won't be. You will turn down sex too because your not in the mood. Stop making sex such a big deal and act like it happens to you way too often. Especially when you interact with girls that your attracted. Ask your self this, How would guy that's sleeping with 10 different girl interact with girls as appose to a guy that's not getting any?

    6. Kind of true, but only with girl that you have not slept with. Only because society make women feel like a slut for having sex. But if your in a relationship, or have slept with a girl already. just start with foreplay or I find it girls initiate sex with me a lot

    7 and 8. Yes they need an excuse. Especially if her freinds don't like you. Or else she is gonna be perceived as a slut by them. If you can win her friends over and let them your like the coolest guy ever. She will not need an excuse. Also, the excuse serves a another purpose. If your terrible in bed, she will never have to sleep with you again.

    9. Yes, and you should keep it a secret too if you respect her. Don't go bragging to your friends about it. A women that sleeps with you really trusts you. And you need to respect that. Is no wonder you got women issues

    10. Lights off? Wow, you got major issues when it comes to getting a women comfortable with you.

    You need help help buddy. Work on yourself before taking about girls that way. They freaking love sex!

    • 1. there are some women who just won't go down on a guy. THere are much more men out there who enjoy giving head than women who do. "why does a woman smile on her wedding day? because she knows she's given her last blow job." 2. Way to contradict yourself. "i don't spend a penny... except all these times that I do." good job. 3. Exactly, not every day, like most men. What does that say? 4. Proves me wrong? ha.. you act like its a fact that women don't like tall, rich guys.

    • 5. wherever there is a player getting laid, there are 50 more men who get shot down for sex. And why? because women will have sex because they love it? nope. If they loved it they wouldn't say no. 6. Its not kind of true. something is not kind of true, either its a lie or its not. if I say all clouds are white, and sheep are white, therefore all clouds are sheep, sure some of its true, but its STILL a lie. 7.Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one. If you loved sex, you don't need an excuse

    • 9. When was the last time someone went and ate a great restuarant and kept their mouth shut? or saw a great movie and kept their mouth shut? When you bought that nice car, did you keep your mouth shut? NO.. you told every god damn person in the world. Because you loved them. You don't shut your mouth about sh*t you like. 10. Again, for every player who has the lights on there's 50 more women who want it off.

  • this is ridiculous

    • Yes. yes it is.

Most Helpful Girls

  • 9. was my favorite the one I really laughed at but also its true the thing is fro a girl to have sex is a big thing for guys its just whatever but when a girl has sex it could bring her reputation down but for guys its bring sthem up. would you think that our mom would say ''aww honey you had sex way to go ''. no she will feel like her innocent girl isn't so innocent. its like your not pure anymore and even though people know its going to happen and its nature its just like you look dirty that you sleeped with a guy. but for guys to say that they f***ed agirl is like ''way to go your a stud'' blah blah blah and its postive. so yeah I liked your question plus you made it funny nicely done. and girls don't get offened he is just adding a humor along with the truth that lies behind the question.

    • if you werent annonoymous I would add you

    • i would add you if you werent annoynomous

    • Reputations don't really mean much to us guys, girls are just insecure. Girls just need to find a man that truly loves them and not care what everyone else thinks. Sex can actually relax females meaning the best time for girls to have sex is when they're upset or stress out, this is an actual fact.

  • women don't really hate sex unless a very trumatic thing happend in there past/childhood..then she would...but for most if not all woman its about stimulation emotionaly and visualy (beleve it or not ) and about it being a secret it could be they just cheated or trying to keep up an image of themselves to the world(which is retarded) embarrassed or other reasons like there just a privete person in general (we don't brag or talk about who we slept with) as with the lights off well were very insecure. we have been told all our live iter by family or TV commercials that were not good enough phisicaly unless we look a certian way,weight etc. but sex for woman isn't wam bam thank you man its just all bout stimulation and mood...sorry but its true hope this helps a lil

  • Wow, not all women hate sex! There are a lot of girls that love having sex just maybe not someone who sucks in bed. Men don't care if a girls sucks as long as they get in but if a Guy isn't any good of course the girl is going to make up excuses. But guys make up excuses too. I guess in order for you to get a girl that loves having sex you got to be good in bed:) not saying that your not!:)

    • See I like you. you seem to not be "offended" by every little thing. Plus you don't make asinine assuptions. id give you the best answer, but I already did.

    • Lol its ok:)

    • Not all women make you excuses, tho. some just say I do not want to have sex with yo specifically.

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  • Lol that was pretty funny. I actually like sex and I have actually had my ex tell me that he wasn't in the mood before and the lights aren't always off either. This was just too funny thank you.

  • If you are talking about people not in a marriage together, there are consequences of casual sex which men don't think about:

    -Pregnancy

    - Not wanting to disspoint your family and tarnish family name as their daughter is known as a slut.

    - Diseases (STD's).

    Women do enjoy sex they are just more aware of the consequences unlike men who often act with their head on the spur of the moment.

    • Pregnancy effects men more than it does women.. sure it screws up their body, which can be fixed. but we have sh*t called "child support." And what men are magically immune to STDs? Awesome!

    • She said problems men do not THINK about.not problems men do not face......i believe the operative term was * think*

    • Men think about it all the time. All the time. The difference is we do it anyways because we love sex more than the fear of the disease.

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  • Trauma, PTSD, sexually abusive childhood-adolescence,
    most men are selfish & terrible in bed, no emotional connection, etc.

  • You're around 36-45 that's why i love sex. ☺if i would I'd have it everyday.

  • Is it just me or is this asker quite the asshole? Dude, even if this whole thing is a joke you don't have to be such a d***. (LOL, I'm new here, they censor d!ck but not asshole?!)

    • This sh*t is stolen from other comedians put together in one list. None of its mine. So if you think, larry david, and chris rock are assholes then fine. Im so glad you are offended when women are made fun of. Good for you.

    • its called sarcasim

  • you must be dumb in d bed...improvise yourself before going for sex...learns some new techniques...

    • Seriously, if you are going to call someone dumb, don't use bad grammar in the insult. Its in bad form. i gottsaa learns some new tings indeed. Next time notice the squiggly lines under misspelled words. They are there to help you.

    • See.....i told u.......u are dumb!

  • I LOVE SEX AND IM HOT AND EVEN I HAVE SEX WITH MY PARTNER I MASTURBATE EVERYDAY : )

    MAYBE THE WOMAN DOESNT WANT TO HAVE A SEX WITH YOU

    • I heard that one already.. good job you unoriginal piece of sh*t. Read the one right below.

    • Lol :P

  • Has it ever occurred to you that women who act like they hate sex, might hate having it with you?

    • Has it ever occured to you this wasnt a serious post?

  • Wow, you must really suck in bed.

    Everything you listed is an excuse women have used to not have sex. I can't believe you just admitted on the internet how bad you are in bed or if you're a virgin, how much women don't want to have sex with you.

    Dude, believe me when I say - it isn't them, it's you.

    • You need to read better. How often does a man turn down sex? We don't give a flying f*** how bad you are at it. We don't give a sh*t if you suck in bed as long as we get it. Its YOU not them.

    • Just because you don't have standards doesn't mean women shouldn't.

    • Does a fat women eat tons of food cause she hates it, or does she eat tons of food because she LOVES it. You figure it out.

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