What can guys do to hide a boner in a swimsuit?

Does the belt tuck work or does it require a shirt?
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  • Not much of a way to hide it. The belt thing has never worked for me- once it's hard it doesn't bend like that. If it happens a guy can just stay in the water, bend his legs at the hips and knees like he's were sitting down which sort of lines the swimsuit up with the boner and makes it a little less obvious. Otherwise, a guy is pretty much exposed at that point.

  • Nothing works to hide a boner in a swimsuit unless you sit down or lay on your stomach on a beach towel. Two summers ago at the beach an extremely hot blond woman was waiting in line at a pop machine by me and I got a boner despite my best effort not to. I know she saw it too LOL. She played it cool though and just smiled and walked away after she got her pop.

    • Lol, win/fail?

    • Well it was a win because she didn't think I was a creep and run away (probably 'cause my face was bright red) but a fail because she didn't jump on me and ride it.

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  • -Take a cold shower/go in cold water

    -stay in the water

    -sit down

    If your wearing speedos, scrap the last one.

  • I've never had a boner in a swimsuit O.O. If I'll ever have one of those, I wouldn't hide it, just wait a couple of minutes and it will go away (:

  • For me, the belt tuck won't work, I'm too long unless I have my shorts up past my belly-button. So the shirt option is my only option as long as it doesn't cling to my chest and stomach to where it's obvious, lol.

  • Wear a jockstrap

  • normally I would just go in the water and stay in there so the water covers it. It makes it less noticable

  • Usually, since you penis is in her swimsuit, its likely in her vagina, so it's already concealed.

  • stay in the water, no other way to hide

  • Not get one. I'm not twelve, I can keep my urges in check. Also, I'm just under 150lbs and 5'9" so there aren't many places I can hide a 6.5-7" cylindrical object. Maybe if I was a fat guy I could just flop my belly over it but it's kinda difficult to "hide it" 100% at the moment.

    • Are you sure 6.5-7" is long enough? I think it's more likely foot long. What do you think?

    • Hahahaha oh yeah sorry I meant to say 14.5".