What to do if I don't have a mushroom type penis?

[Anonymous]

What to do if I don't have a mushroom type penis?

[ManAmongBoys]

That's OK. I don't either - mine's more like a redwood tree. Oh, wait... you weren't referring to size, were you?

[There's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Don't worry - 99% of women won't give a rat's ass as long as you know how to use it.]

[Asker]

But penis with a small head is useless, especially if it's small in size, like my is.

[ManAmongBoys]

Who told you that? Last I had sex (last night), I used my whole penis, not just the head.

[Asker]

But you said you have a big one, maybe that's not that bad.

[ManAmongBoys]

Well, I do. But the penis is much more than just a head. There's (depending on your overall size) between 4 and 7 inches of possible entertainment. Use all of it an you'll be fine. In the end though, there's nothing you can do about it, so worrying is only going to make it harder to get an erection.

[Anonymous]

Doesn't matter, but if it really bothers you you could look into a transplant.

[YobootyStank]

i don't think you can do anything about it, and I don't think it would be a huge deal

[selfishstars]

Uh.. nothing?

[TheGoodTheBadTheHOT]

You're a freak. Go join te circus.

[sota13]

nothing. and it's 0% a big deal so don't worry about it and be happy with what you have.

[Anonymous]

Nothing ... why would you want one I'm sure a girl won't care if you go or don't have one.