What do men talk about in the locker room?

Here's the age old question, what do men talk about in the locker room :)
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Or, what do men talk about when women aren't around
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  • I pretty much talk about the same stuff regardless of whether women are around or not. This has its pros and cons of course, but my general policy is if you can't handle me as I am then maybe we just shouldn't hang out.

  • package size

    • Really?

    • You never knew, all those bulky guys measure each other and slap asses for fun.

    • Wow, you're either joking, or men really are quite confident & comfortable with each other.

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  • om how the game went plans for the weekend if they saw that one girl in the stands you know guy talk :P

    • That's the thing, I don't know what guy talk is. I've never been in the lockroom, lol.

    • Lol OK so we talk about if they noticed for example how that one girl was all over this one guy or how attractive this other female was. Some dudes talk about making bets as to who can "reel" in that girl etc. on the other hand may talk about the game we just played or the game on t.v. or how some girls/moms are so naggy lol we are pretty random in there as far as convos

  • Girls.

  • In the locker room? How practice or the work out was. What they're doing later or that weekend.

    In general when girls aren't around. How awesome a given movie, TV show, game or other form of entertainment is. What they feel like eating. What they want to do. If you think it's at all exciting you'd be disappointed 99.9% of the time.

    • It's okay, I thought that sounded interesting. I was expecting something a little more exciting. Are you sure men aren't doing fun crazy things when women aren't around & then turning into polite gentlemen once the girls reappear.

    • Believe it or not, the stuff you see is us trying to impress girls. Outside of that it's pretty uneventful.

  • they never talk about their gf

  • bananas, fruit loops, chairs, baseball, you know, the random important stuff.

  • Well our wrestlers fight in the shower

  • We compliment each other about how big our dicks are. We end every sentence with "no homo". And then we fuck

    • Oh my god that was hilarious.

  • About work and women :) :)

  • we compare girls t*ts and asses, rate them and discuss who we would and who we would not hit

    • Your not just joking are you, do you really do that?

    • No... I'm serious we do that lol

    • What other kind of fun things do men discuss?

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  • erectile disfunction -_-

    • Really?

    • Lol its fair game in the locker room

    • But don't they get imbarrassed talking about that in front of their friends?

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