How do guys hide their erections so well?

I know that guys get erections fairly frequently but I've never noticed them. I mean not that I am staring at guys penis's all day but I just think it'd be kinda noticeable some of the time. So how do they hide it?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Lol, when it happens it depends on if I'm standing or sitting down.

    If I'm just standing in one spot, I might decide to either point it upwards and use the waistband trick or I might just try to move whatever jacket/coat I am over through placing my hands in my pocket and moving it in front.

    If I know I have to walk than I'm pointing that bit*h up, hopefully its not windy enough for my shirt to fly up when I'm not aware and no one lifts the shirt up lol

    If I'm sitting down, ill just adjust to make it comfertable and won't stand up until I'm ready.

    Were sneaky :D

  • Three techniques;

    1) waistband tuck

    2) cover it with a tactically placed jacket hung over crossed arms at your torso

    3) find the nearest seat possible and hope for the best

    • 4) Shove your hands in your pockets and hope to god nobody wants a hug or a handshake.

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Most Helpful Girls

  • Sit down. Cross your legs. And put whatever you have with you (f.ex. backpack) on top of it to hide the rest. And then simply wait until it's gone... worked for me; no-one except myself ever noticed, I think (but I still got quite annoyed when it happened).

    Currently I'm at the beginning of my 2nd year on HRT and that kind of problem is not gone, but at least it occurs much less frequent then before... however, I wouldn't recommend the usage of anti-androgens to any guy happy with his birth sex ;-)

  • Guys tend to wear baggy pants. And young guys' erections are at such an acute angle that they're almost flush with their lower abdomen - so it could easily be concealed under their pants.

    • its not only that they do it. I saw some fotos of my little sister and her boyfriend and always seams to have his hand on his thigh in the photos, she's a little naiive so she probably thinks itsa comfort thing for him. no wonder he's hinding it shed peobable freak out gorguos as she is.shes a little too inocent if your catching my drifteh

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  • It is called the swift belt tuck...We are experts at it.

  • I discreetly tuck mine under my boxer waistband!

    I don't want to be gross about it so a you gotta be sneaky! Lol

    • i do that to thought I was the only one, damn its saved me

  • Every guy knows the "tuck it under your belt" trick...I haven't read the answers below but I'd bet money that every guy has said it.

    Guys also will just stay seated when they have one, and hope that it goes away.

    And lastly, you could always put something in front of it, like a coat or book. Unless you are the ballsiest (no pun intended) guy in the world, then you could just let it fly with a big smile on your face :)

  • Pleats.

  • It seems that the "waistband tuck" is the winner.

  • My erection goes back inside me like a donkey.

  • the glory of jeans...

    lol but no really mostly they point straight up so when you standing up no one can really notice

  • I mentally make it invisible. Nah, it's just like trying to hide candy going into the movie theaters, it's really not that hard, but when you do get caught, your in for major embarrassment.

  • Maybe you're just ugly

  • I hook mine under the wasteband of my pants beneath my shirt. Once it actually peeked out where my button shirt had separated at the wasteband. Nobody saw it and I made a quick adjustment.

    • what? like you pull your penis to your waist/stomache/belly button and then wrap your wasteband on top of it? so basically the point of your penis is pointing upwards at your face?

    • thats pretty much exactly it you then just make sure your shirt is covering the tip

    • thats correct

  • We don't hide them really. If you look really close you would probably notice something. The jeans are what kind of hide them because they are thick. The erection goes down or to the side of the leg because it can't go straight out because of the boxers and the jeans. Also we don't get erections as often as you think and more so when we're teenagers going through puberty. ha ha.

    • that's right on the money

  • The waistband tuck...love it when I lift my guys shirt up and find that surprise lol

    • LMAO!

  • Well, I tend to just push mine down, so it's facing downwards, or sometimes, tuck it into my waistband, but if anyone lifted my shirt up, it'd be a very embarrasing moment :)