I need a dildo what can I use around my house instead of buying a dildo?

I don't really want to buy one and I have no where to hide it so it would be easier to buy a house hold item and use it as a dildo by the way how... Show More

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  • Well I don't have a dildo that you can use, but you can borrow my penis for free. Just make sure you wash it off before you give it back...