How do you let a guy down easy? one night stand penis?

[Anonymous]

what is a nice way to tell a guy his d*** is too small and won't satisfy you? I am talking about a one night stand, I was with this hot guy about to get it on and he took off his pants and he was average at best and I tried to think of a nice way to get out of there but couldn't so I just let out a little giggle put on my clothes took my purse and left the room and hotel. How can I do it nicer if it happens again with another guy? keep in mind this was only because it was a one night stand and for a one night stand a girl needs it BIG

[Anonymous]

Don't reject by telling the truth. Lie trough your teeth, but be believable. It is mean and rude to make someone feel bad about themselves, after they decided to get intimate with you.

So you did wrong and you might have seriously bruised that man's ego.

Then again, it is completely understandable that a one night stand, because he isn't able to satisfy you, gets rejected. I don't get the but-hurt male answerers bellow who seem to be calling you shallow. He is a one night stand. If he isn't equipped to do ONE job he is suppose to in this "relationship", then I see no point for her too stick around. =/

If a girl likes a guy and wants him next to her, she will want him regardless of he's penis size. But if a girl is looking for pleasure and only pleasure, why shouldn't she be picky about penis size?

[sailors_girl]

Tthere is no easy way to let them down. Sadly it is not his fault. I was in a similar situation, a hot guy but little to offer. It was just a one night stand like you. I did go through with it, I didn't want to hurt his feelings. But I agree with you one night stand or not A GIRL NEEDS IT BIG.

[peace-love-couture]

You don't mention it. What he you took off your bra and he said something nasty about your t*ts? Or you pulled down your panties and he said roast beef curtains turn him off? Wouldn't like that much would ya?

Anyways, make up an excuse. Your period started or...not feeling well

[Asker]

I never said I'm perfect but for a one night stand, I think I can be a little picky

[peace-love-couture]

Ok, but you'd get all butthurt and sensitive if a dude said that to you

[Asker]

for a one night stand? no I would not they can be picky too but no guy has ever said anything and they all enjoy themselves so I guess it's fine

[peace-love-couture]

And there's no reason for them to mention it just like there's no reason for you to mention it. You're just trying to find a way to be a rude bitch

[Asker]

no I just want a nice excuse to leave

[peace-love-couture]

Then make up an excuse

[Minxxe]

where does it say you can be picky on a one-night stand? one nighters are for sad-f***ed up weirdo's who can't make it work in the ordinary way, they're the ones grateful for a f***. otherwise, you could just tell him you're a slut and only do big p*rn cocks - grow up.

[Shaun]

XD

[Swampwater]

owned!

[Quadrophonic84]

"for a one night stand, I think I can be a little picky" - pretty ironic thing to say about a guy you're letting into the most private part of your body just for sh*ts and giggles. It's like saying "I need to hire a hit man to kill my boss, but he should have good manners on the job!" Actually in your case you'd probably insist that he have a large gun.

[PeterCobra]

@Minxxe: Best answer!

[oh_henry_oh]

I read your question, I read the answers.

Now I have a question for you. Did the guy insult you? Did he say something that hurt you? Or maybe he was a cousin, something you found out as you were undressing?

My guess, you made a mistake. First, because lot's of really neat relationships, even some marriages start from one night stands.

I gave advice here once to someone who was worried that his d*** was too small, it was simple advice. Forget he has hands, forget he has a d***. For the next couple of hours, all he has is his tongue, and with that alone he has to please his g/f. But you know, if that fellow were to meet you, you'd toss his ass right out!

Which for his sake, I hope you do.

[Camilus]

You went to some strange dude's hotel room for the sole purpose of getting d***? You really know how to p*ss off your dad, don't you?

[Jawless]

You sound pretty shallow and kind of picky to me, and not the sort of person to care about someone elses feelings in that sort of way if you are aiming for a one night stand. That said..

Just be honest. No need to lie or be a bitch about it, just stay calm and neutral. Tell him you've changed your mind, but encourage the fact that he is a nice guy who would make some girls happy, and so on. Ensure that you mention that from a girls point of view, he's worth it, even if he isn't to you.

Or you could make excuses. On your period, you don't want to ruin your first time, you worry you'll be to loose for him, you have an STD, you don't want to betray your boyfriend, and so on.

I guess you handled yourself well, except for the giggle, I guess. Lucky for you he probably just figured you were testing your pulling skills, and laughing because of your success, not being able to hold it in and so on.

Anyway, good luck in the future, I guess.

[nermalinda]

Just make up an excuse like suddenly you don't feel well. Be like OMG I'm so sorry I think I drank too much I feel sick or something dumb like that haha

[4UtoSee]

You are a very shallow sad little girl with from what you are sayin you are too BIG. lol at you

and I pity the fool (quote from Mr T) that has the misfortune of wanting anything other then a one night stand with you. Unfortunately the world is full of girls like you BUT guy's can "USE" them once in a while.

LOL HA HA

[ncsquirll99]

you just go through with it? having a penis too small is much better than one way to large. If it was too big I could understand you needing to leave. But one too small won't do you any harm even if it won't bring you to orgasm. FYI - you are loose.

[diabloknk]

Tell him that after numerous one night stands you've gotten to the point where only monster penises please you, and that while he comes close, he's just not big enough. He won't be insulted - after all, you did just imply that he has a big d***, just not big enough.

[PeterCobra]

...actually see comment by Minxxe below. that is your "Best Answer".

[PeterCobra]

you stated he was average at best. that means he could have been average. if average is not good enough for your horse vag then you should have some sort of interview process before you take it that far. if your gonna be like that then you need to let him know your "requirements" before you waste any of his time. so before he buys you any drinks, pays for a hotel room, or even waste too much time in conversation, then you need to say "before we get started I only accept monster **** and will settle for nothing less"

and by the way, if he is close to average, (even a tiny bit smaller) you should still have some satisfaction out of it. as you stated you can't be satisfied at all by him...that means the problem is most likley that you have a large vagina and he should have been putting HIS clothes on and getting out of there. try some kegal exercises and tighten that thing up. good luck.

[suavaye]

theres no nice way to do it, execp lie and say yur period strted or something lame. just DONT laugh, I can only imagine how that must feel, bein BIG an all :)

[Brando]

I'd say either get him into talking about sexual things before you even get to wherever you're going, or try to feel up on him to get an idea. Be sure that he's got the same idea as you, otherwise that would be really odd to be feeling up some guy's crotch lol

[l-hedoniste]

"You're nice, and you'll make some girl really happy, but you're just not my type."

[creativeone2]

Really... I mean really? You're a bitch. plain and simple. I hope that karma comes back to you...

[KikaiderX]

damn that's cold lolol, yea I actually think you did it the best you could(minus the giggle)

[Yeahhbro]

i have a question, how big did you want it?

[G_GTom]

Just tell you're too big vaginally for him. That way he won't blame himself and you'll be telling him the truth.

[VoraVora]

when he is in, tell him: ''is it in yet ?''

[ron3377]

well honey You need to look at the person not the size of his penis ... if you got to have a fist?

he has one of those. they make what ever size you want.

that won't stop unless the power go's out. and I know he can learn to use it.

and when your eyes roll back in your head and the bed is wet tell him to stop and let it cool off.

you might find someone that you can't live with out...

every time you give your love away is giving a piece of your soul.

if you Love someone you will find a way to satisfy them.

if you find a man with a 4" penis if he loves you, really loves you. honey you will get What you want.

it might be the perfect size for the other door and that leaves one door open so?

well get it The Double-mint thing. Double you pleasure.



CCILY

[Anonymous]

You love fat d*** ey?

Preference

[Anonymous]

whats average to you?

[Anonymous]

I feel like perhaps you are a troll pretending to be a girl.

[Anonymous]

This sounds real. . .