Should I wear a speedo in my backyard?

Question

I’m 17 and on spring break. I want to spend some time in the backyard wearing only a speedo. Not to be seen or anything, just to privately soak up the sun in minimal attire. My fence is 6 feet high or higher. It takes some effort to see into my neighbor’s backyards and vice versa. But my backyard goes up on a hill, and far away on the hill are some houses with their backyards facing mine. For the most part I can see into their backyards, not sure if they can see into mine.I live in a quiet, “mind your own business” neighborhood where neighbors don’t talk to each other. If someone saw I doubt anything would happen. But I’m still worried. I live in the US where speedos aren’t socially acceptable for dumb reasons. Would someone actually call the cops or something if they saw me? Could I get in trouble? My privates are still covered and it’s in the privacy of my backyard.How would YOU react if you saw your neighbor wearing a speedo in his backyard? If you’d be offended, think about it: Girls wear the tiniest pieces of cloth ever so what’s so gross about a guy wearing something that still shows less than most bikinis do?(Note: I’m slender so if someone saw they wouldn’t be looking at a gross fat guy) I want to do it but I’m a little scared. Am I worrying too much? Should I just do it?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Don't worry about it. I've worn one in my back yard soaking up the sun. How else are we going to get a nice tan without having a huge white patch going down to our knees. I've even tanned at the beach in one too. I wish people weren't so against them. Yeah sure there's some shocker old dudes who wear them but not every guy looks bad in them. And we ARE covered up. I love girls in bikinis and I would never criticise any of them for wearing one.

So do it and don't worry

palek · Accepted Answer

Whatever possessed you to buy a speedo in the first place. If I ever saw a neighbor in his yard in a speedo, I'd immediately sell my house at a loss.

littlemisschatterbox · Accepted Answer

You can get in trouble by the cops for being seen in speedos, kind of gay.

Anyways go for it, if you want to. If I saw a guy in his speedos which I do a lot over here I wouldn't mind. As long as his "thing" is covered then all good. So relax hun :)

gummybear888 · Accepted Answer

if you're OK with it sure. if you are still slightly subconscious about it, then you can always make a tent with an opening? if the fence is tall I don't see a problem.

Hyped_up_on_coffee · Accepted Answer

I would do my best to ignore it, it could be worse. My little sister saw her math teacher wearing a speedo in a public pool. Go for it if you feel comfty