Need Dirty Nicknames for my man!

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I need dirty nicknames for my man!The naughtier the better! He calls me all sorts of nasty things that I love: Sugar t*ts, p**** Sugar, etc. etc. I need to return the favor. Please help!

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DonMichelle Yoda
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Minge-tease

Twat-tease

Fishing-rod

Christmas present (opening his fly, going into his pants... like opening a present)

My f***

Cum pump

Wild guy

Mr.Delicious (I liked being called this, always put a smile on my face)
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- Asker
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  Love Mr. Delicious, sounds like a superhero name. Twat Tease is another good one. Thanks and keep 'em cumming. HA!
- DonMichelle
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  'Lord of the ring/rings' (depending on whether you enjoy anal? ;) ? hahaha)
- DonMichelle
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  Depending on whether you're submissive... I'd love to be called 'My lord', 'Master' etc... Am I going too far lol?
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- DonMichelle
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  ''Juice-ifer'', he's a demon in the bedroom, he's the Lucifer that gets your juices going, he's Satan's answer to hot steamy sex... JUICE-IFER! (It's comical, sexy, ridiculous, original. I've actually thought of this whilst drinking... quite a few beers. Feel privelidged, I've 'given'/'awarded' this special name to you, it's fresh and unused. If you choose to use it... use it, use it well)
Swampwater Xper 3
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i used to get called seabiscuit... is that name appropriate for him? ;)
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- Asker
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  HA! For a moment, before I confirmed I posted this anonymously, I was suspicious that you knew me, because my nickname is C-Biscuit (my real first name starts with a C) and I love riding horses, thus my friends have been calling be that for quite some time. Maybe a horse name would be a appropriate...but I'm looking for something dirtier. Like Sugar Dick x 10. :)
- Swampwater
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  lol weird coincidence.. how about the fantastic fabulous f*ckable firehose?

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Motorcycle_Girl Xper 6
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well I call my man sugar t*ts, and tell him to show me his man panties. He is the manly type so it's funny! ;D but he already took sugar t*ts. hmmm... how about candy factory lol
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  Oh my god, this is hilarious! But of course he called my sugar t*ts first. Hmmm...I love the show me his panties phrase - think I'm gonna use that very soon.