How to get revenge on your roommate?

Question

I f***ing hate my roommate. literally hate her. She is a social f*** tard, and so f***ing passive agressive. She is a lot older than me and has a boyfriend that she invites over at 2:00 in the morning. They, of course, proceed to bang all night and wake me up because they are so loud. I asked her to stop having sex when I am home because it is rude and it makes me really uncomfortable, and her response was that my request was absurd and cannot be asked of a roommate. I am rarely home at night. I work five nights a week and usually don't get home till 3 am. but somehow the two nights that I don't work are the ones she chooses to invite her boyfriend over. after telling me that my request is absurd, the immature little bitch de-friends me on Facebook, has her boyfriend de-friend me, and the second night after the confrontation she invites him over AGAIN and wakes me up AGAIN at 2 am! just to rub it in my face. so...I need a way to get back at her without her knowing it. I just don't want something that she can trace back to me because then things will get worse.

slipslender · Accepted Answer

i used to have a roommate like that.

whenever she brought her guy around, I'd bust out the vacuum cleaner and start vacuuming right outside her door LOL. she got smart reallll fast :p

things are already sh*tty. I personally wouldn't hide the aggression.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

wipe your pee/something like that with her clothes! and then put it back in her closet/drawers :D

wipe your boggies all over her stuff :D poke a hole in the condoms if she has any lol or just wake up and watch and see if shed get uncomfortable LOL

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

cut a big body size whole in her mattress so when she goes to sit down or lay down she'll fall through. Its funnier if you remove the metal spring at the bottom and put a large tub of water underneath.

yengesi · Accepted Answer

Revenge rarely does anyone any good, and when something is driving you to that kind of anger and frustration, it's usually best to step back and look at options for change.  Maybe it's time for a different roommate?

christian2724 · Accepted Answer

Sign her up for the scientology mailing list.  It will follow her FOREVER.  Just ask my brother's wife.  Crazy scientology junk mail till the end of her days.