My cousin caught me masturbating?

[Anonymous]

and she told all of her friends I have a small penis. I'm the laughing stock of the school. what should I do?

[Anonymous]

''Thy penis does not maketh the man''

Of course that's not much comfort if your young and conscious about it. You could spread rumours about her but even if people believe them your still stuck with the ''small penis'' image surrounding you...

Gotta take this one on the chin or find a nice girl to mess around with and vouch for your size otherwise...

And since your anonymous what's small in your eyes? I would worry about it too much and remember, girth is better then length

[Asker]

im like 5.5 and 4 inch girth

[tom-tom-traveler]

This is probably going to be a very unpopular answer, but my gut reaction is (assuming that she's rubbing your face in it): walk up to her the next time she mentions it in your presence and slap the $#!t out of her.

If she's family, she should respect your privacy at the very least. If she's being mean to the point of cruelty, then it's time to get physical.

[sinful1620]

I'd say the best way for you to fight that is to act like she stalks you and has repeatedly "accidentally" walked in on you in the shower before. Make her look like a creep.

[phillyboy215]

this is what you do. take a pic of your d*** photoshop it so its bigger than it is. send it to your phone say your phone got stolen and send the pic of your d*** to every number in your phonebook. ha ha boom now everyone in school will think you have a big d***

[Lupianwolf]

Say you checked her browser history and found animal p*rn

and that she had a big black dildo

That'll turn some heads, I agree it's wrong and it won't solve anything but she did you cold

[Jager66]

lol tell her mom and dad, that would be awesome!

or you could wait a while then get one of your friends to say they caught her masturbating with a GIANT dildo cause she has a biggest vagina he has ever seen, and he watches allot of p*rn!

[Asker]

Ya but would people believe me? since she got to me first

[Jager66]

ya just bide your time give it a few months at least then have someone you know, not you, start the rumor when its plausable that they could be telling the truth. like a situation where they were both in the same place and she was not around her friends for a while or something. if your GOOD! at photo shop you could also do up a swimsuit pic of her into one where she is having sex with a dog. then just leave a bunch of them around anonymously where people she knows will find them.

[Shaun]

Tell her mom and dad.

[wizzarded]

So what that's not a big deal. start locking the door. if one of her friends gives you sh*t about it bet her that she can't fit it all in her mouth.

[Anonymous]

Photoshop a pic of her doing the family dog.

Put it where some guy she knows will find it.