For me, I hang consistently to the left. When you get tailored for pants, that's a question a tailor will ask so that he/she can factor in a little more space for your member. With boxers and loose pants, adjustments by hand are sometimes necessary, more for my balls than my penis (they after all dangle in a more peculiar manner, and one ball is typically larger than the other for almost all guys -- it's a matter of biology).
When walking in the buff, my penis will swing when soft, and point straight ahead and a bit upward when hard. Either way, he and his ball brethren prefer to be free, versus constrained in clothes.
When sitting down, he tends to stay to the side, or rest on my lap for lack of a better word. Sitting while straddling, say on a horse with your legs spread, requires a bit of preventative adjustment.
Of course, when he comes to life, all bets are off. Depending which way he was pointing and the path of least resistance, will determine which way he'll grow (downward, sideways, up towards the belly -- depending on pant type and underwear).
I find the times he's at his absolute happiest, are when he's tucked into something warm, moist and tight :-) That's truly the only time he's out of the way :-))
The funny thing is, I've thought the same about girl's privates. When seated, aren't you "sitting on them"? As when seated on a toilet, how do you control the direction of the stream? When on a bike saddle leaning forward, is there direct clitoral contact? And yes, I'll admit, I have stood in front of a mirror with my penis tucked up between my legs towards my butt, and my legs squeezed tight to hold it out of sight, staring at myself and wondering what life as a girl would be like, absent my best friend.
I totally loved this. In reference to your questions! I suppose that when a girl is seat, she IS sitting directly on her vulva -- at least the bottom portion. However, it doesn't hurt. It just feels like the bottom of your leg or something. When a girl sits on the toilet, oftentimes she will learn forward as to direct the stream backwards. If the urine isn't coming out to forcefully, it will automatically trickle down into the toilet per laws of gravity. If it does come out forcefully
Then it will sometimes shoot straight out. I have to admit that sometimes I've had to pee really bad and it will shoot straight over the toilet seat. Kind of embarrassing, but it's happened! As for a bike seat, yes, if I learn forward, I can maneuver myself to receive direct clitoral contact. . .but really. . .I rarely find myself in this situation.
Wow. hahahha I love how you give it its own identity!!!! I'm fascinated. =) when seated, I don't sit on it, I just feel like I'm sitting on my butt as a cushion...the vagina doesn't touch the seat actually... when peeing, there is no control over the stream...depending on how bad you have to go, if its bad then it forcefully just comes out as a slight shower, if its not that much, it drips down slowly... the aim is straight intot the toilet though....its not that messy as you think...
LOL Got me giggeling. Well. Haven't wore boxers in a long time but when I used too. It could go any which way really? Totally depends. Especially if he's flacid. or "NOT HARD." So to speak. I mean, boxers are kinda constrictive some of them too it depends on the boxer. Some can be constrictive and not let it flip flop as much. SOme aren't and it could kinda flop around even from time to time. This doesn't mean it's floping constantly. IT may just move when in one position, and then again in another. So for example.
IF you get out of a car it goes from being more flat in the boxer or upright cause of the seat etc. To being drooped and hanging? IF you will.
Likewise running will have a similar effect although it may bounce inside or jostle. Up and down depending.
So it totally depends see.? Do remember it is still attached and can't go TOO far. LOL.
I mean I can't say I've ever sat on my Penis it's not like 20 inches lol. Not saying it's totally minute, just saying it would take a lot of length I think for that to happen.
I have had it irritate me or get in a "BIND" when sitting and had to reposition myself or my shorts, or pants YES. This does occur frequently and this is why you see guys adjust their pants sometimes and straighten them out when sitting down. It can sometimes even hurt, if it gets in too much of a bind. NOt horribly just enough to know your uncomfortable and you want to reposition ya know? Kinda like a wedgie I'd be guessing for a girl just uncomfortable.
Can't say I've ever sat on it tho no?
My boyfriend and I are so comfortable that I've actually asked him this question.
I can't speak for all men, because they're obviously all different sizes, but this is what applies to him.
When he sits down while wearing boxers, he is typically not erect and thus his penis is only a few inches. Sometimes it's towards the left and sometimes towards to right. I'd assume that if it points straight down then you are dealing with a penis on the "smaller"-side considering there is not much room there.
There is no sitting on his penis! Like I said, this may apply differently to each man. He does sometimes sit on, pinch, and squish his balls. This is why you see men adjusting themselves sometimes.
I can't speak for how a man walks with that hanging between his legs. I suppose that it will always be a mystery to us women. I've asked before and his only explanation is that it'd be weird to not have it there as he's had it his whole life. Perhaps it works as the equivalency of having breasts for us -- a body part that protrudes from our body.
Sitting on your balls is one of the most painful things in history. At least in my history. I've had lots of stitches and cuts and scars but sitting on my balls always makes me want to blow chunks. Thank the Lord it doesn't happen very often. I guess each guy subconciously developes his own style of sitting down to minimize this risk but it still happens once in a while.
Haha, nice question. xD I once put my cellphone in my underwear just to see what it would be like if i had a package...it sure did jiggle a lot...not sure how guys can just constantly have it there. lol.
lmao. This kid sat on his balls in my class when I was in HS. The teacher was like "Please sit down." The kid was like nooo .hgah.a,nka.wait.you don't understand. Lmao. Some funny stuff right there.
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my bfs dick is always on the left side.. only sometimes like random anywhere lmfaooo!
Nice question. I have often wondered about these kind of things, but really.you can't just ask a guy about this if you aren't in a good relationship hahaha
no it is not actually between our legs. It is in front of them. It is sticking out so our clothes are sort of constraining it against our bodies, which explains why guys like looser fitting clothes. Boners can be kind of embarrassing, I try to privately adjust it so its facing upward, that way its not real obviously pointing out and it usually goes away pretty soon. We spend a lot of time adjusting.
hahah same here, I've always wondered that :P
just feel one out the pants ;) and you'll see .haha
haha, funny question, umm umm just depends I guess, really, even if you set it towards a certain angle or what not, it still "falls", oh and as far as walking, well depends if were turned on, if we are, we'll have to walk like a "tard" cause we are embarrassed or what not, ya know?
I think they need to position it manually. I don't think it's possible to sit on it but I always wonder when guys cross their legs if it's getting crushed. Lol.
All too often when I wear boxers, my manhood sticks through the opening in the front of my boxers. So that means if I did not have a fully zipped fly, then my boxers would not provide a second line of defense at covering myself. But luckily I have not left my fly unzipped in about 10 years. We never squish our manhood when we sit.
well I find that my penis is usually to the right, but I find that a lot of the times instead it decides to sneak out the fly of my boxers, so if we are talking about pants, then it is actually usually just dangling in the middle, this is only due to my pants being baggy, not due to small penis size, unless you consider 8 inches small.
Lind's answer is quite accurate for me when I'm sitting down.it usually is next to my right or left thigh.
And for walking? I guess it just kinda hangs while I walk.I really can't describe that lol. I guess that's why we wear baggy pants that are sagged.
Is that also why guys wear like 2 pairs of basketball shorts and pair of pants obove the underwear and shorts to be sage when having a boner and keeping it from moving so much?
this is interesting, i'm guessing most just rest on their thigh
Mine hangs to left and I'm only comfortable when it's to left when hard to it's kinda wierd
That's why I hate boxers, I've crushed my boys on occasion, they get all twisted up in boxers, super uncomfortable. I need support downstairs.
It really depends on where we put it
Penises aren't fully erect when guys sit, they shrivel up. It's usually just deflated and forward.
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