What are some ways to jack off?

I know this is weird but, I wanted to know some of the different ways to jack off.

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  • How about using your right hand for a change, if you are left handed? Or the other way around.. You can use both hands come to think of it.. Or, sit on one of your hands long enough that there is no blood flow anymore and your hand is numb and when you use that hand now, it feels even better :)

    A friend of mine used pillows to hump.. and said it felt great.. then there is always that scene from American Pie, where the dude prefers the apple pie over a Czech exchange student... The creepiest one I have heard and seen was this guy in a video (look it up in google) who supposedly got two of his lowest ribs removed in order to give himself a blow job..