Lol I went through this too. It does get less weird with time though. He used to call me up and be awkward or beat around the bush so much that I lost interest by the time he worked up his nerve. Now it's just like "Let's do this!" It may feel like you have to be kind of girlie and demure and smooth, but don't worry about it. It's supposed to be enjoyable so let him know that you're excited. Tell him you've been looking forward to this call all damn day and you're dying to get some relief. Saying stuff like that-something that's seductive and playful without making you feel like a p*rn star-can kind of lighten the initial awkwardness and allows you to just have fun. At the end of the convo tell him how great it was or (if you're tired and kind of in a hurry to get off the phone) tell him he wore you out but you'll be sure to text/call him tomorrow and that you can't wait for a repeat. Feed his ego a little bit, let go, have fun, and enjoy yourself. Then go put on your baggy sweatpants and crash enjoying the fact that he won't actually be there when you wake up with day old makeup and drool...hope this helped!
Aww thank you so much this advice really helps!
No prob :)
Just remember this is fun! You can not be with him right now. So this is one way to be together and satisfying each other. You start off with "I miss you", and then tell him what you are wearing. What's great is that you can be in your PJ's and you can tell him your in a silk night gown whatever you want. Then get dirty. Tell him how great he is and end it off with "I'll be dreaming about you." Or "I can't wait to have your arms around me."
Well it's easy to get into it after you just ackknowledge that it's kind of an absurd situation. Just laugh and say "Hmm this phone sex is pretty uncomfortable, last night it got stuck for 2 hours!" And then you can ease into the dirty stuff. And ending it could be easy too, just ask if he enjoyed himself and say "I'll be dreaming of you" or some other girlie bullsh*t. Just be cute about it and it'll work.
just start by telling him your best romantic fantasy. Then when you do make sure you tell him how it makes you feel. It will come easy once you start. Then finish the call by telling him you will haave sexy dreams about you two together... :)
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Uh, we do have real sex. We're making up for the fact that he's out of town for two months. I find the tone of your statement rude. :/ My apologies if it wasn't.
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