How do you decide if your lap dance was good?

[when-the-rain-fall]

I never understood why guys want to pay too see a vagina. Seeing a penis would not turn me on in any possible ways. I've also noticed that they don't care much of what the girl looks like. Because, JESUS, there are some horrible looking strippers. AND girls who cannot dance worth shit. How the hell do they make so much money? Help me out here guys and girls. What do you want them to do without them going anywhere your penis? You guys actually like seeing their fingers go across their vagina?

[Kickrockslosers]

I think when the pain kicks in. My ex-husband had a lap dance from this girl and she hurt him in the privates from hopping up and down on him. She and I had a talk about it, and apologized to us. We got some free drinks. That was a bad lap dance.LOL!

So, I guess a good lap dance is one that is seductive and doesn't involve pain unless he's into that LOL! It's 2009 and people are strange, real strange.

1. Guys go to the strip clubs because if he was oggleing his girlfriend in front of other people, he would be disrespecting her.

2. His girlfriend might be offended if he asked her to do some of the things strippers do in public.

3. Uh let's see strippers have power girlfriends nag.

4. Strippers will show you the goods for a few dollars and well, girlfriends cost more because they expect more.

5. A stripper will never turn her nose up at a greasy fat guy with bad odor because she's supposed to be professional. Let a fat greasy guy try to talk to an average girl on the street, NO PLAY!

6. All vaginas look different, all boobs look different. Your girlfriends pretty much looks the same all the time.

Yes, I am a woman and have no problem with a guy spending money at a strip club as long as I get my part of his check first. LOL After my husbands bad stripper experience he asked me to pick the girls for him. I think the attention that a guy gets is important, and men need women that are secure with themselves. Strippers don't talk about how fat they are or Jane at the office. They smile, shake their bums, and flash guys and talk to them giving them attention. They go away when the guy tires of them and sends over some more naked girls.

The drinks are over priced, there are 2 knockouts and a bunch of average girls with good personalities. Somehow it works out and guys continue coming back for a reason. Hope this helps from a womans perspective.

[SaucieMaMa]

Back when I was 18, I was a dancer. A lot of the men that came in were lonely, divorced, scum (cheating on their wives and or gfs), looking to have sex handjob or blowjob (no I never did this) horny couldn't get a girl or too insecure or just broke up with a girl, it can be the "cool" thing, lots of men go when they're legal to go just to check it out or brag to their friends about it.

Of all my customers, most of them were lonely or depressed. But ofcourse you have the ones who have never seen breast or vaginas.. LOL..

A good dance depends on what the man likes..

So a good or bad dance is an opinion..

And trust me, the strip club isn't judging really on looks the enviorment is stricktly sexual. Like fantasies and what knot.

Some men don't care about the face but all about the body, so you have "butter faces' some men don't care about the bodies and all about the face, and voice, so you have the face, some love bigger girls, some love little breast, it doesn't really matter.

Like I said the whole operation is to provide sextual fantasies. I worked in one where they has striiickt rules like when you came into the building you couldn't just show up in sweats, you had to dress really nice 24/7. Going in and coming out because it would "ruin the mens fantasy"

[jenny487]

only losers go pay for a lap dance, a real guy (or girl!) would not have to pay for that crap. if its a guys/girls night out just for fun, that might be a different story.

[Anonymous]

A good lapdance (to me) has the following

- 1 hot girl (or more)

- no real rules (meaning grabbing legs/butt/boobs is ok)

- nothing overly fancy or elaborate, meaning I don't want a girls head massaging my genitals, nor her flaying around making sexy poses, but not making any body contact . in other words, constant body contact.

- when they use their hands, namely to grab my member, but also to touch my chest and even to grab my hands and put them on their ass/tits

- a girl who knows how to work her ass/hips to grind the heck out of my johnson. in various ways too, softly, then rough, etc.

- when the lap dance mimics sex, minus the penetration of course

- when the focus is mostly on grinding the peter, be it with their ass, vag, or tits

the best lap dance I ever had had all those.

[Kayaking]

We need to know that we turn women on and can get some when our girlfriends are moody, not-in-the-mood, confused, pissed-off, complaining, not-happy, distracted, no-fun, would rather go shopping etc. etc. In the real world, it's so complicated. In the strip-club, it's so simple and easy. It is awesome for us to see and know that some strange babe will give it up right then and there. It's reassuring. It's fun. It's hot. we all wish it could be like this all the time. we are sick of dealing with shit and complications all the time. With her, it's here is the money.now show me what I am missing or want, right now. And, it's a rush knowing that she is gorgeous, getting off to me and into getting me off. I'll deal with your shit later, but, for now, this is better than the nothing I am getting from you!

[t-a-l]

Bitter...?

[when-the-rain-fall]

Lol. a little. But I could understand where this bitterness came from.

[Kayaking]

Maybe...but this is real. You don't find a lot of happy guys in a strip club. p. s. I rarely, go. Just tellin you like it is.

[Kayaking]

I also added that the best lap dance is when she is into it, not going through the motions. Some of mine have been where she is getting off and enjoying that I am getting off. Like an extremely sensual dance.

[DB-21]

Strip joints cause the biggest blue balls ever. Nothing but paying chicks to tease you. Its the same shit, lap dances are great to a point but its like getting in bed with a girl, four play and everything, but right when you pull ur pants down and think your going to be getting some tonight. She turns the lights off, rolls over and is off to sleep. That is honestly the best way to describe how a man will feel after he leaves a strip club. I would know cause I went for my 20th with a bunch of friends and left with the most sexual frustration I have ever had :( ha.

[wendellfish]

lol, you are COMPLETELY missing the point. The strip club is the smarter invention EVER. I personally don't like them but the concept is genius. Every man likes his ego stroked to some degree. Men, don't waste your time denying this. The strip club does exactly that. We go in there and are made to feel like kings. Women try to please us and bring drinks and tell us all sorts of lies to get more money. This is the last haven for the male ego. In a world where women are demanding (and rightfully getting) equal rights, we need a place where we as men feel like the alpha male among alpha males. Women could make sure that their men didn't stray if they played into this need for affirmation a little more.

as to you initial question? silly girl, the answer would be obvious :)

[goingtotryandanswer]

Sorry I think that answer is a load of sh*t and way to be condescending.

[modelnude4u]

I've heard it said that guys who go to a hooker for sex are not really buying sex, they're buying silence after sex. I think it's kind of the same thing with strippers. No complications, no questions, etc.

It's much the same reason I love a good massage. For 1 hour, this woman will rub all over my body, and I don't have to return the favor, wonder what she wants, I just have to give her some money and it's all good!

[legslover79]

trust me, if you went to a party and seen those chip n dale dancers, you would be hella into that... if you dont know what hip n dale dancers are... google it and look at some videos

[Anonymous]

just don't be shy. its better if the girl is flexible.