Take Chaaz's Guessing Challenge for Laura Calder's cup size, waist, height and weight?

I'm a guy who loves to cook and eat.

I was bored this evening while waiting for my cream chicken to get done, so I cranked up some YouTube and saw some french food with Laura Calder and frankly she is as hot as Nigella Lawson.

So our lucky contestant for this evening is the beautiful Laura Calder, let's try and guess her physical measurements shall we?

Now guys, the polls won't allow me to have 5 separate characteristics to vote on, so I'll use the poll system for the most important thing which is cup size. For other measurements, let's just type them in the answers.

Cheers.

Her pictures are here:

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Why am I doing this? Well I'm bored and I'm thinking of Laura Calder and cream chicken.

I never really got into p*rnography (dirty magazines or sites etc) but now I realize that I do get turned on by beautiful ladies in the kitchen (no offence to feminists or post-modernist/colonialists), esp. when the camera man does some 1-2 second chest-shot action while she's pouring the flour or something.

Disclaimer: okay bra measurements are turning out to be more complicated than I thought, so I'm gonna try and dig out some "bandwidth measurements" off some random lingerie site. I am sorry if it is not accurate or realistic. (I am more experienced with taking them off women then fitting them on)

Alright there's like a gazillion measurements. So I'll just put cup size from A-E, specific measurements just type it out in the answers. (Gawd that was a waste of minutes)

A-Cup
Vote A
B-Cup
Vote B
C-cup
Vote C
D-cup
Vote D
E-cup
Vote E
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
Girl Guy
Updates:
+1 y
Alright. My guess: She's a 36 D. Waist 34 inches. Height 5 ft 9.
+1 y
Look. Let me make it perfectly CLEAR for you guys out there. I just happened to have cooked Chicken Vernonique and it is apparently french, and that's what got me thinking about french food. And this recipe just happened to have cream (NO other hidden meanings). Cheers. lol
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I don't know who she is, but if people are guessing she's a B cup, Nigella would destroy her with her massive endowments.

  • So you wanna cream laura's chicken eh? Haha I think she's a solid b cup

    • Put it in the poll pls. thanks

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  • B cup