Guys, where do you wipe your sperm after you masturbate?

Question

LOL kind of a weird/dumb question but I just want to know. it's bugging mewhen you're in your room..every time I go into a guys rooms (which is usually messy) I think of that. not really with my boyfriends room,but just like a guy friend. whenever we hang out and I sit on his bed or a couch I always think "ew' and imagine him wiping his sperm on his bed sheets or blanket or whatever..i know some guys are probably neat and maybe use a napkin or something. but I want to get an idea of where you really put it. so I can either confirm these uncomfortable feelings I have or at least put them at ease. and not that its a HUGE problem..it's their room so they can do whatever, I am only wondering..

Cobalt · Accepted Answer

I hope you're talking about after sex. If anyone is masturbating in their bed and wiping it on their sheets then that's just disgusting. I tend to go to the bathroom after we're done to throw out the condom and clean up a little. But that said I always washed my sheets before a girl came over anyway. I can't speak to what other guys do, its not the type of topic that comes up when I'm hanging with friends.

sunseeker11 · Accepted Answer

most of the tme I squirt in a tissue or paper towel, sometime on my chest and whipe it up with a tissue and sometimes iam layin in my bed masturbating and squirt on my chest andrub it all over me with my hand and sometimes I come in my hand and lick it up

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

my brother actually admited that he's too lazy sometimes and he wipes it on his sheets :( I'm  not washing that lol My Boyfriend uses tissues.. every guy is different

moneyman1029 · Answer

I usually just come in the toilet, cleaning up is too messy

RasmusAiken · Answer

I use a hand towel that I shoot into and then wrap around my penis and pull up my boxers and fall asleep. In the morning, everything ends up in the laundry.

But hey, it's just a body fluid and not really a nasty one like nasal mucus or stool. Healty semen, like healthy urine is sterile.

BobBobinson · Answer

Shooting into tissues is the easiest way, then just flush it down the toilet, it doesn't leave any mess.  And I highly doubt any guys actually wipe it on their bed!

Armada · Answer

Smear it on my face like war paint and then enjoy a nice stroll in the park.

racingfan1 · Answer

I use a tissue and for the times I'm really really horny, I shoot into my other hand and lick away :-)~

MikeK · Answer

I lay a paper towel on my chest.  No semen ever touches anything but the paper towel.  No fuss, no muss.

Rob199 · Answer

I wipe it on my bedroom wall or under my armpits and on my chest and pelvis so when i go out in public women can smell the sperm and semen on me

Caliguy88 · Answer

I usually just grab what’s close to me. If it just shoots all over the bed... lost cause. Lol

Abdulwahh · Answer

In my face accidently

Anonymous · Answer

i sleep naked so i cum on my chest and cover my self with my blanket

Anonymous · Answer

I wipe it on a tissue or i cum in the toilet

Anonymous · Answer

I never deal with cleaning my sperm. What I do when I masturbate is I sit on the toilet or face my penis down towards the toilet like I do while I pee. I started doing this when we moved in a house with one restroom!