Is it possible to give a bad h.j or b.j?

would it be possible to give a bad H.J or B.J? if so. how would you say you give a goood one?
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  • um, yes, you can give horrible horrible HJ's and BJ's!

    some girls just don't have any clue what they are doing and you have to slowly teach them. it isn't as simple as just tugging and sucking.

    here is what you do for blow job:

    you need to keep switching it up to vary the stimulation. a key thing is also how you act in general. you need to be enthusiastically into it and acting like you are loving it. many girls go into this quite ashamed kind of mode when they go to give head. you need to act like you are really into it, look up at his eyes a lot, get sloppy and just go with it. make the mmmmmmm sound, like you love the taste of it.

    swirl your tongue around the head of the penis. lick his balls while you jerk him off. rub the head of his **** on your lips without putting it in your mouth. put the head in and out of your mouth but not very far, just past the lips. keep your lips tight around the head and go in and out a little like you are sucking on a lollipop, but don't actually suck too hard. sometimes it is nice to see you only taking healf the head in. we like to see your lips wrapped around it and still see some of the head. it is really nice if you are doing the lollipop thing while looking innocently up at us. we like it when you act like you need to suck our penis or you won't be happy. rub his penis head on the inside of your cheek sometimes.

    by the way it is way better if we are standing up or sitting in a chair and you are on your knees, it is just a hotter situation and we can see everything.

    here is the real kicker, master this and he will be in heaven: when you are sucking it pull it out every once in a while, look up at your man in his eyes and slap his penis against your extended tongue a bunch of times and then rub his **** quickly all over your tongue but keep your tongue extended and steady and move the **** to make it rub on your tongue, all the while still staring him in the eyes. don't be afraid to get sloppy and dirty about it, we like that. some girls get alll nervous and think that they have to do it some specific way, but generally we want you to lose yourself in it and just be enthusiastic and sloppy about it. we love the fact that you are getting so close and personal with our penis and happily rubbing it all over you tongue, lips and even face. slapping and rubbing it on your breasts now and again is always nice too while you take a little break from sucking.

    it sounds kind of perverted, but one of the great things about getting head is that the girl is looking sweet and innocent and she can barely take our big throbbing penis in her mouth but she is trying and getting it rubbed all over her. we like that you are taking a kind of submissive position to us, getting down on your knees and working hard just to make us feel great. for me the best part is watching her do all those nasty sloppy things with my penis.

    oh, also grip his balls when you are doing it and make sure to give them a little attention to.

  • Hey, I'll give you a few tips.

    1. First you need to get him turned on - be more aggressive, grab his stuff, slowly massage his balls through his pants, it's important that you act as seductive as possible - the more you're turned on - the more he'll be turned on. Pull his pants down slowly and act as naughty as possible - this is a great turn on.

    2. Grab his hand and lick on his fingers slowly before you give him head - just put his middle finger slowly into your mouth and suck on it, up and down, slide it slowly and moan - you have to moan a lot so he feels like a king.

    3. As you're licking one finger, slowly start stroking his shaft (penis) with your other hand, you have to be on your knees and he should be standing, look him in the eyes - this way you can see his reactions. You need to love giving him head if you want him to really enjoy it.

    4. Most girls make the mistake of being too soft - don't do that, grab his penis tightly and stroke it hard, as you're twisting his shaft with one hand slowly start sucking on the head (the tip) of his penis, curl your tongue around it, twist it in circles, then point it upwards and slowly lick it while you're watching him.

    5. Say something like "mmmmm I love it" then smile, smiling is very important - it conveys that you love it. Keep on stroking and sucking harder.

    6. Start talking dirty to him, put your hands around his balls and tickle them gently - make sure you are gentle 'cause his balls are very sensitive, as you're tickling, keep on stroking and sucking.

    7. Once you see that he's getting closer start stroking harder - and don't even think about slowing down. Scream at him, tell him you want it - tell him where you want it (swallowing will make him go crazy just as you want it) - then as he starts to come, you have 2 options - you can hold his penis or he can hold it - I suggest you let him hold it and squeeze it out.

    8. Then hold his penis and stroke it slowly, just as if you were trying to squeeze every last drop out of him into your mouth, give it a few more finishing licks.

    9. Then smile at him, open your mouth and show him what you've got in your mouth, smile, then swallow all of it - then look up at him again and open your mouth to show him it's gone.

    10. Smile again, believe me he'll love you for it.

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  • It's possible to do one that is not good, but unless you're hurting him, then no there's no real way of giving a bad one.

  • Painful is bad. Otherwise, no.

  • It is very possible to give a bad handjob or blowjob. You just have to ignore the limits of the flesh and your partners whimpers of pain. There are good books written on how to do it well. I suggest "How to be a Great lover" by Lou Paget as an excellent resource.

  • I wouldn't say so. I love handjobs, and blowjobs, even when they are slow and soft. the best though are hard and fast. when a girl tries to make you come as quick as possible. I can be done in 30 seconds. love it

  • It is TOTALLY possible to give a bad blow job. It's called TEETH. Seriously I have been like "FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON!". Other than that their is a perfect indicator of if you did a good job... ejaculation. Human bellies don't have a big red sign saying "I"m full", but penises do... ok it's more of a big white sign but hey it is right in your damn face... or right in your mouth (if it's right in your mouth that means you did a better job).

    Couple tips:

    1. Seem like your really into it. The more you do it the better it is!

    2. Hit up the crevice in between the head and the shaft. Put lots of pressure on it. This right here is the best advice I could possibly give you. It is the G spot of the penis.

    3. If you want to go a little extra and drive him nuts, tease him a little.

  • yes, it's possible to do a bad job of either