Look, call me weird, but I was thirteen and my room was right next to my mom's, and she'd hear if I got up to get something, so I was masturbating with all the things on my bedside table: Hairbrush, glass of water (had to be careful there), a hand mirror, knitting needles (decided not to do that again), a pen (fun fact: my crush gave that to me), and the lamp.
The lamp was the weirdest part.
I once at a party squatted down over a Large Jack Daniels bottle and got the whole neck up inside me.
wow you win. Was that painful.
Empty or did people continue drinking from it?
You somehow always top everyone in these questions lol and I gotta say you always do it with great class! :P
Fleshlight.
Actually no wait. My grandmother had vibrating massage cushion one time and when I was small (like 12) I tried to hump it to orgasm. I put my penis inside the pillow case and turned it on then started thrusting.
the fleshlights are interesting, if I was a guy id want one
a teddy bear, I think you can call her stuffed after that. Come on I was 13 or 15 I think. I threw it out after the deed. Yup, my own version of American Teddy
lol did you slit a hole in the bear
no, it was an old bear with plenty of holes already. It had plenty of holes to choose from.
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No just kidding, bad joke. Must be the hole in those toilet paper rolls.
doing some sort of sizing test?
Not really, don't know why, could be loads of reasons, was young C: But don't think it was sizing test C:
Coat hanger.
What can I say, I'm adventurous :P
Thats dangerous, what end of the hanger?
It was plastic, completely safe. One of the arms. :3
ah, thank goodness those wire ones can do damage
Sweet potato pie mmmmm
https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=pqAuKhWhy0wlol with the song to go with it, nice...And I love sweet potato pie, so I hope you didn't waste it after lol ;)
I made my pet goat and my mom eat it and oh all of this was a joke :) :P I think I came in a sock once though when I was a kid lol
lol that would be a good way to get back at an annoying big brother, then just put it back in his sock drawer
Ehh nothing weird. just my hand :P
a glue stick :$
Hmm when I was 14 I nd my mom give me condoms I put one off the condoms on a banana and stuck it in
My mouth
Lol really big and flexible aren't u
you know it ;)
In between two couch cushions, a cup of warm water, attempted to insert into a toilet paper roll, a shampoo bottle and a gatorade bottle. Also a banana, sock and a donut. yay for curiosity ^_^
wow, did it ever get stuck anywhere
Yeah, ha ha :p I got a boner in the middle of putting it in the shampoo bottle o.O and started to freak out! Lucky it still had some shampoo in it and with a bit of fidgeting I was able to pull it off. Never again though!
mom or a goat
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