I was in the park and I went down to pet this guy's dog and he was wearing this tight jeans and was in great shape. I looked up to talk to him about... Show More
Most Helpful Opinion
I think I love you.
It happens in the right jeans, but honestly I'm so lost in my own little world most of the time, you could probably get my zipper half way down.
Thanks for helping demystify women's desire. If we all keep it up the Victorians will all move to the moon.