What is the most messed up sex story you've ever heard?

[Anonymous]

The question is self-explanatory. I'd say the most messed up one I heard was about a guy who got stuck inside his girlfriend during anal sex. Bonus points if you KNEW the person, and even better if it was YOU. And as for me? The most messed up thing was that I was having sex with my ex when we were together. He was lifting me up and down so much that a little bit of poop came loose. he never noticed but it was really awful.

[mrsmolak]

One time, me and my boyfriend were going at it, like hard core into it great sex type of thing, next thing I know he just gets up flips me on my back and takes control, I couldn't help but be totally aroused by the man handling so I started getting into that. Next thing I know he pulls out and just straight up took a closed fist right to my c*nt. I don't know what possessed him to do such a thing, maybe just got to carried away in the moment, but it really hurt bad and sort of ruined the moment. I remember the only thing I could say was "Dude, did you just punch my c*nt?"

[Asker]

Haha did he punch you or fist you? that's crazy!

[mrsmolak]

No he didn't fist me he just punched me, I asked him why he did it and he said "I don't know I just felt like punching it" lol

[Asker]

Haha that's outrageous!

[cutienxtdoor]

ive only been sexually active for a little bit but I was in my friends basement and it was me and my guy and her and her boyfriend and we were separated by a couch. the first time we did this we could hear my friends on the other side of the couch which really ruined the moment. the second time her mom forced us to let her 90lb lab sleep downstairs with us. well were going at it and my guy was on top of me and next thing we know the dog is humping him! he yelled and jumped backward the same time he came. (thank you condom) the dog now sleeps upstairs.

[Anonymous]

the worst for me was I had sex in the backyard of my BF's house when we were supposed to be having dinner with his parents, well his parents heard and saw us, needless to say dinner was very uncomfortable and from that point on I was known as "that slut" by his mom untill we broke up

[wonderingwhy]

Screw her ;-p

[islandcutie]

That's totally gay, I hate moms that are like that.

[beautifulwreck08]

Haha, I love how you're the "slut" in the situation, but her son isn't. Ohhhh double standards.

[Asker]

Yeah seriously...having sex with a boyfriend doesn't make you a slut! haha I doubt his mom is a virgin, hence the fact that she's a MOM.

[here4you]

lol well

i read in this book

that the guy convinces his girlfriend to have anal

but there both drunk and notices his girl pooped on his dick

so then he throws up on her back

and then the girlfriend starts throwing up then

the bf's best friend come out of the closet throwing up

while he's taping them

and then the girl freaks and leaves with no clothes on

idk if that's a true story but its in the autobiography

[chjl24]

Yeeeah tucker max!

[here4you]

Lol that guy is just to much hahahaha

[Skippy13]

This chick and I were going at it hard. She was on top and she was going really hard up and down. Well she came up off my unit and thought she was coming down right back on, but came down at the wrong angle. Needless to say it hurt like hell and caused a penal fracture.

[smokeandmirrors]

Ouch!

[wonderingwhy]

Yuck. Whenever I had anal I made sure BEFOREHAND that I didn't have to use the bathroom, but accidents happen ;-p My worst story was when I couldn't finish a blow job because of the time and location; playground in the early evening ;-p

[Anonymous]

Well I don't know if its true but Its sooo GROSS! Lol. But I heard 1 time this boy wondered what his girl would taste like if he stuck a starburst up her vagina and eat it back out.. Well he did this 4 times and claimed he ate all 4 but when the girl when to the doctor because she was complaining of a pain down there the doctor said it was a starburst stuck in her vagina and she said no it can't be because her boyfriend said he'd ate them all out and the doctor said no... he ate 3 starburst and a herpes sac!

[Anonymous]

I accidentally cut my boyfriend's penis giving him a hj last week...oops. needless to say, my fingernails are now very short. on the upside, he had an orgasm and came all over the place lol.