The Absolute Worst Oral Sex EVER

He bragged about how great he was and how he could give me multiple orgasms. Said he was better than my ex, who happens to be a girl. He made a big deal about that. Well, He wasn't . He was just AWFUL. I tried to help out by moving and trying to get him in the right spot but he told me to stop moving so that didn't work. I tried verbally telling him how to but he told me he had it so that didn't work. I ended up ending it after 2-3 minutes, and as I lay there confused as to how someone could suck so horribly, He says “I just gave you the best 3 orgasms of your life”. What?! Was he in the same bed as I was? The same f-cking planet? I was Nowhere near orgasm. I wasn't anywhere near enjoying it. It was bad enough he was terrible but Why would he brag about being great? And How could he have thought I orgasmed? 3 times? Within 2-3 dreadful minutes? When I surely showed No sign of enjoyment, No moaning, I wasn't the least bit turned on. I wasn't wet. I don't mean to be mean but I still cannot believe it. He is 29 years old. How could this be? Could it be possible that all the women he has given oral sex to have faked it?
0 0

Most Helpful Guys

  • Mentally retarded in my opinion. Probably dementia.

    What was he doing? You know females can achieve orgasms in multiple ways, and the most rare of all is a spontaneous orgasm, where you could be sitting at church and suddenly you just feel really good down there. As to for men, its just 2 simple movements, up and down.

    Next time, tell him to finger you and stimulate your g-spot. You can't miss it, its 2 inches behind the pelvis, it feels like a small pea-pod, it holds all your juices that gets you wet. If he can't find this, then he's f*cking retarded, IMO.

  • They must of done because what works for one, don't always work for the other, but to be that bad to constantly miss the spot and not listen, then I would say, he's got his head so far up his own a$$ , a female orgasm to him must be when they si in relief that he's stopped lol, I am sorry for your experience, it should never happen,x

    • I couldn't agree with you more. I think that when I stopped him and exhaled in frustration he might have gotten the impression that I was 'finished'

Most Helpful Girl

  • Some probably did fake it if it was that bad. I personally wouldn't let him gloat around but I wouldn't be rude either unless he was a d*** about it when I was trying to help him. I would let him know it wasn't that great and/or next time to maybe listen to what you're saying about what feels good to YOU lol.

    • He really was being an d--k. The first time he said he had given me the best 3 orgasms of my life I was speechless, but he said it a few more times and I just had to tell him "Listen, I didn't orgasm". He didn't believe me.

    • Hahaha, I wouldn't even know what to say to someone that stupid lol. If it comes up again I'd just say, "I know my body better than you and you really should stop gloating because you're making yourself look really stupid." and ask him why he thinks you'd make this up and why does he think you wouldn't admit you liked it and then would want more? I think he probably wouldn't want to admit it after all the gloating he already did before you let him on you maybe.

Scroll Down to Read Other Opinions

What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!

What Girls & Guys Said

0 4
  • Sounds like it!

  • expectation killed it, not him.

  • Ugh. Why are you telling everyone about our romp? I tried my best you heartless bish :(

    • I said I wasn't trying to be mean :/

    • Okay well I'm bad at reading body language so I promise I'll do better next time. See you tonight sweetie ;)

  • What did he do or not do that made it so bad? Just so us guys don't make the same mistakes.

    • He pretty much dove in and starting sucking very hard, like a vaccuum. I was squirming and saying "Ouch" but he must have mistaken that for "Oooo" because he then started sucking harder. I managed to push his head away while keeping my puss attached and then he asked me if I wanted him to stick his tongue inside. He pushes my legs all the way behind my head (I'm flexible but it wasn't extremely comfortable Or necessary) and he misses the correct hole.

    • He blew on my lips and it made an unpleasant noise, I was scared he'd blow inside, and I don?t know if he was aware that I had a clitoris because he totally ignored it, even when I exposed it to him and told him to lick and suck there. And the icing was that he thought it would be a great idea to spit, which landed up by my navel. But the biggest mistakes he made? He wouldn?t listen, not to me and not to my body (since he thought I orgasmed). I would?ve been more than happy to help show him

    • Wow. I wonder who told him he was good?