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Thick penis, boring conversation. Thin penis, decent conversation. Who do you date?
journeyman1126 Xper 7
Preface: I've decided to run through all the categories and ask all the questions I'm allowed to, for a week each. I'm bored. So what if I chose Sexuality first? Ladies, pretend you are dating two guys. One has a nice thick penis. You have to carry the conversation most of the time, and he never really enthralls you with his witty reparte. The other is a gas to hang out with and talk, but in bed it feels like he had a carrot between his legs. We'll even out the personalities a little, pretend there's something else that's attractive about thick-e-thick, like he is a professional masseuse/hair stylist/car mechanic, or whatever else might even the score. Maybe Slim Jim farts in bed or something. Apologies for coarseness, of course. Anywho, one finds out about the other, they're exhibiting signs of a knuckledragging fist fight about to occur, oh my! Eventually they both tell you that you must choose one over the other. Neither really wants a commitment, and neither do you, but they just hate one another, and can't be attracted to you if they know you also see their arch nemesis. When you study all the variables and compare them, you're magically down to one defining characteristic: girth being the most noticeable difference between the two men. What do you do, what do you say? Best answer gets carrot cake. Or something.
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Note: the goal was to make both men eaually attractive, in a relationship sense. Perhaps the thicker guy does everything he can to communicate how he feels without speaking, but offers the hope that you can draw him out of his shell. If you're a big conversationalist, the thinner man has to have some drawbacks to make him equal as a boyfriend with the thick man. Deciding between two men, one with conversation skills but a thin penis, the other with potential and a thick one, which do you choose...
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