How do you clean up after yourself after getting off? Do you need to in the first place?

[Anonymous]

I'm expecting a lot of people to go "ewwww" when I say this, which is why I'm very glad for the anon feature on this site. I always hear about guys using tissues to clean up. But for me, a lot of the time I don't use anything. I basically just let it run down my ding dong and just stay there and then I pull my boxers/pants back up and my boxers soak up a bit of it and the rest just dries down there and becomes invisible somehow until the next time I shower when I know it's been cleaned off. Most of the time I don't use a tissue or anything - in fact, I never do. If I don't do what I just described, I just do it into the toilet without using tissues or anything. Am I the only guy who just lets it stay down there without cleaning it up until he has a shower? I don't feel anything when I do this. It doesn't feel gross or anything. It feels the exact same as if I didn't do it. So guys, have you ever done this or do you do this on a regular basis? If not, how do you usually clean up? Girls, do you need to clean up? (E.g., do you squirt or something when you get off, and if so, how do you clean up if at all?)

[iwantthisone]

Okay rule #1 of hygiene... ALWAYS CLEAN YOURSELF. I get the whole doing it in the toilet thing, but you can still clean up what's left. Its just proper hygiene, I'm not sure if you can get infections from not cleaning your come up after, but it is always a good idea to make sure. Better to be safe than sorry. As a girl, yes, we squirt, and yes, we clean it up, either shower right after, or get a cloth and soap and water and give it a scrub. There is no reason for you to be chillen in your own come for hours on end. I have had males come on me, and it hardens and feels weird. I don't know how it doesn't bother you.

[Asker]

It probably doesn't feel weird cause it rests in my pubes, but yes, I've come on my stomach a couple times before and it's hardened and felt weird. But only a couple times. Every other time, I feel nothing.

[taster]

LOL! Yeah I have no argument with you...people get weirded out because I am into pee...but any body fluid is organic and will break down...ewwwwww

[blaqnite]

Mmmmmmm

[Anonymous]

Haha yeeeah that's kind of crusty. I hope you're the one who does your laundry XD

But get this. I usually masturbate right before I fall asleep, so I just lick my fingers and call it a day. I don't squirt and there's usually not much "slime" or anything. If there is, I have tissues next to my bed.

[taster]

LOL! Well I always try to not make a mess...whatever I/we are doing...I always keep kleenex handy when having sex...this bothered my wife one day..so I asked her..."U wanna sleep on the wet spot?" and she has never mentioned it again...(:(:(:

[ThatBritishLad]

Alas, with the range my "6-Pounder Royal Artillery Cannon" fired when loaded with Canister shot, I eventual gave up and coated my room in a layer of latex D:

[Asker]

... six pounds? Damn buddy

[eaeaea]

Not cleaning? Must be stinky.

[Asker]

Not at all.

[eaeaea]

Doubtful, but I'll take your word for it.

[Moloch]

I wash up.

[Xx_DRE_xX]

I take showers don't worry haha.

[Xx_DRE_xX]

Im pretty much B.

[Moloch]

dude.

[Anonymous]

I thought using my boxers in my hamper to clean up was weird.

[Anonymous]

Swallowing your own isn't an option?

[Asker]

"Other"

[Anonymous]

whoops voted the wrong answer. I don't clean up under there, but I wash my hands immediately

[Anonymous]

I usually always do it into rolled up toilet paper and then throw it out. Only time I let it get on me is if I know I'm showering in the next hour.

[Anonymous]

Ewww!