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What's one of your most embarrassing snafu's in the sexuality area?
journeyman1126 Xper 7
SEX! yeah, this is my last night on this subject, so we'll have to dig up some good Q&A before moving on to relationships. I always ended up getting to the relationship part through the sex situation, anyway... Some pay and leave, others rent. J/K So, if you're on your last two questions about sex, about to move on to relationship status, at least in the questions department, shouldn't you know something about one another? What has been the most messed up sexual situation you can think of where you thought you knew the person and then didn't? Or thought you knew they were a friend of a friend and then found out they were a daughter/son of an uncle? ::banjos in the distance:: Doesn't have to be that, just giving an example. My story isn't even like that. Unless... hmmm. One time, I heard I was getting a bad rep for being an octopus, and thought I'd mellow out on the dating scene. I met up with a friend and some girls he knew from another county. I was all set to play it slow, but the girl was very sexy, so I f***ed it up. Thought that getting my hands away from anything, by laying my head in her lap. was smart. Wouldn't that be a good idea? Then my libido got in the way. I was 17 or so. Thought that like, laying between her legs, with my head in her crotch would be cool. Face up, you perv. Geez. Anyway, it got warm and I thought it was because my suave move was turning her on. I was in high school, so I had no idea what suave meant, or that I was nowhere in the ballpark. Still shy, but managed to ask a girl out here and there. In other words, utterly clueless. I remember kind of rubbing the back of my neck against her pubic mound, and then we all got drunk and rode around (I didn't drive, OK? NO preaching, plz). I was in high school, in the country. Cruising in a baby blue four seater thunderbird from the late sixties, early seventies. So we had a decent time, I held her hand, we kissed once or twice. I thought I had a sweet, sexy country girl girlfriend after that... Turns out, all she thought I wanted was sex. She wouldn't go out with me again. So first all the girls say I'm an octopus, and then I take my hands out of the equation, and guess what? I'm a squid or something. Looking back, I blame it all on hormones. I know I was bad. I deserved to be spanked, but never even got that far. So that's what I got for my first question of the day. To reiterate, when have you grossly misinterpreted a dating/sexual situation, and either blew it, or had one hell of a bad rep to live down for a week or two? Not the best, I know, but hopefully someone will come up with a good answer to redeem the question. Like this other girl at school who got rather friendly with a hotdog at a party and thus became party conversation for a year or two.
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Have you ever farted during sex, or started having sex under the bleachers at a baseball field and then a crowd showed up to start a game? Or waited naked for your boyfriend to come home, and he showed up with his parents?
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